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TheLivingExample 135 points ago +136 / -1

The Bee needs to win awards somehow.

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RPOZ28 47 points ago +47 / -0

That's cold.

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Honkey_McCracker 16 points ago +16 / -0

Literally. It's -2°.

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JerryRiggedElect2 10 points ago +10 / -0

WhooWee where you at, need to get me some of that warmer weather.

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Dr707 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sitting here in Nebraska, diesel is gelled even with additive. It's like frickin -23 without the wind chill. The furnace isn't really shutting off anymore. Thank god for natural gas, cause the city said yesterday they're going to have rolling blackouts now because the grid is overloaded. I have a generator in the basement hooked straight to a 500 gallon propane tank and it's the first time I'm ever really going to need it.

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CanadianTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

lmao k

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this_mortal_coil 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was -9 here last night.

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Kenrailae 22 points ago +22 / -0

I hear they just give Emmy's out these days.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 23 points ago +23 / -0

no, you have to kill 1000s in nursing homes to get one

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 7 points ago +7 / -0

15,000 lives seems to be the running price of a blood Emmy.

It was somewhere around 2.5 rapes for an Oscar.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow... usually the Oscar is seen as more prestigious, but it seems the market disagrees!

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can confirm

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GlobalUnity 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bee: Intelligencia Awards itself for not awarding the BabylonBee for accidentally telling the truth through satire.

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TrumpIncitedErection 1 point ago +1 / -0

never happen. all white-male editorial board. they must be stopt !