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scrobin 27 points ago +27 / -0

Then take it to a forensic lab, and sue them for spitting in your drink...

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TheTudes 11 points ago +11 / -0

You said it first and better!

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TheTudes 9 points ago +9 / -0

Funny

They may spit in your drink before giving it to you

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Litecola2 9 points ago +9 / -0

They ABSOLUTELY will

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Redcell6 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’d consider a name like “Trumbuanbyeelot”

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Ninki333 5 points ago +5 / -0

Last name Bigly

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Starxteel 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am Ronald Trump and Donald Reagan

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but still have to give that satanistic company your money. Hard pass. I'll stick with Scootee's, Caribou, or continue to make my own foo foo coffee drinks at home.

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UndeadRevolver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brunt. F.C.A.

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GodDamnedEngineer 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS NEEDS ALOT MORE UPDOOTS, LETS DO THIS!