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RumorControl 20 points ago +20 / -0

“OUT AM I?!” She screams before hurling a pumpkin bomb at republican challengers

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JiubUnbound 5 points ago +5 / -0

"We're going to primary you."
"You can't do this to me! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED!?!"
"Yes, we do, actually. Nothing at all. Which is why we're primarying you."
"Misery, misery, misery - that's what you've chosen!"
"Look at Li'l RINO Jr. Gonna cry?"