And if President Trump had done the exact same thing, headlines would read:

President Trump has expressed his disdain for the environment leading by example in his fight FOR climate change by insisting on keeping the wood-burning fireplace blazing especially when press is in the room, and sometimes menacingly adding a log himself.

Often criticized as sleeping on the American People, Trump’s early-to-bed behavior hides a disturbing truth: He cannot keep up with the rigors of being the leader of our country.

And the second would read something like:

Trump’s narcissistic attitude toward “winning” comes at a terrible cost to his family and our nation as he cannot even let his granddaughter win in a children’s game.

Experts react to this latest display of Trump’s inherit attraction to Fascism as clear lines are drawn between the less-popular Mario brother and the fascist uprising in Italy in the early half of the 20th century.