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GBA4ever 130 points ago +131 / -1

That was quick. I knew it was fake news when Joe claimed he talked to Xi for 2 hours.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 80 points ago +80 / -0

He can't even talk to himself for that long.

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Leatherwood 18 points ago +18 / -0

EXACTLY. KAMALA MUST TAKE OVER THESE COMMUNICATIONS BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF FORMING A COGENT SENTENCE.

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Kek_The_World 13 points ago +13 / -0

Super hard to be cogent when you have willie browns **** in your mouth.

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ShartMaster 14 points ago +14 / -0

The word is DICK.

You can say that here.

Other words that you can call it:

Tallywhacker

Knob

Weiner

Dong (or ding-dong)

Hog

Man meat

Cock

Love Rocket

And of course... Penis...

Feel free to add more.

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JohnParker1 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's moved up in the world.

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TheMAGAlorian787 4 points ago +4 / -0

You sure about that?

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QSWO1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Blurmp, blurp, chug, gasp, sqeek, gasp, uh hum, choke, and puke does not represent this country. World leaders need to realze this.

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MrDonaldTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Define COGENT

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Leatherwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT KAMALA IS NOT HAVING THESE COMMUNICATIONS? IF NOT HER, THEN WHO?

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JohnParker1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cogent is is understanding what you are talking about. and being able to communicate that.

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h4b1t 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mumble mumble Corn pop mumble mumble bad dude

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flybyninja 2 points ago +2 / -0

He couldn’t even play Mario Kart that long,

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TP4bunghole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depends on how many times he loses track and has to restart the conversation.

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zooty 40 points ago +40 / -0

45 minutes of that was Xi explaining that no, he couldn't supply Peking crispy duck.

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justanotherSCpatriot 32 points ago +32 / -0

Biden: "Do egg rolls come with the Pupu platter?"

Xi: "Pass the phone to Kamalala please."

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zaowood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pass the fohn to Kamara, prees

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HanginChad 14 points ago +14 / -0

Could have happened, It took Xi just that much time to list all the video evidence they have on the Biden crime family.

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ARfreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

He fell asleep 37 seconds in and didn't wake up again until two hours later.

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deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1