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TaggartCiscontinenta 38 points ago +38 / -0

and sometimes adds a log himself

That’s one way to report joe shit himself in the oval office

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nachosamplerREBORN 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stunning and brave.

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CynicalTwit22 14 points ago +14 / -0

Does Xiden get two scoops of tapioca pudding???

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +14 / -0

The WH is now a nursing home.

Don't tell Killer Cuomo, or he might try to deposit some COVID patients there.

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NC_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please tell him.

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Bullet3250 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's 9:30am

Calling a lid.

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Kramit 12 points ago +12 / -0

More like Hospice

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Zxc26 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's a big hard day work for him. Taking shits and napping.

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FinlandForTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Isn't that what babies do?

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EagleGSU 7 points ago +7 / -0

The fact they said he sometimes adds a log to keep the fire going as some sort of accomplishment is laughable.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 7 points ago +7 / -0

btw, in most places in the US real wood fireplaces are prohibited in new home construction.

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AntsCamera 7 points ago +7 / -0

Joes whole presidency is a lid.

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rottn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Banker's hours for the most important job in this country - SMMFH

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MinneMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's no wonder President Trump refers to him as sleepy joe

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

President Schmoe adds a log himself, guise, he's so relatable! I feel so seen!

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The_Madhatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump knew that to make money it meant late nights and early mornings. He took that work ethic to the oval office.

Biden is a peice of shit.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta get that early bird special so he can watch Matlock at 4:30 and be asleep by 6

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jdovejr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at this way. The more he sleeps, the less shit he can fuck up.

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theultimatesean 7 points ago +7 / -0

Only true if he were the one running things.

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

When does Finnegan come to tuck him in?

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RighterThanU 2 points ago +2 / -0

The effort required for this job is significantly less when other people are making all the decisions. (See also: 0bama, Barry)

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Early to bed is okay if he's also early to rise....

Somehow, I doubt that describes Joe. Except when he looks at little girls, maybe.

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Womb___Raider 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would help CNN if they cupped the balls while sucking off the Democrats so hard.

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dancer4444 2 points ago +2 / -0

News reporting at it's best.

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litux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guardians of democracy.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 1 point ago +1 / -0

The keks just keep on coming!

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PonySoldier66 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell me again about Pre Frontal Lobotomies ? how does that work? Do I still get to drink beer?

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then he proceeds to sleep for 13 hours before ruining America with unconstitutional EOs.

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IAmDisappoint 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah it is time for a diaper change before bed time