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VaPnut 59 points ago +59 / -0

Has the fake president called for FEMA to assist?

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h3xAd3c1m4L [S] 61 points ago +61 / -0

No, he’s busy being spoon fed banana pudding and losing at Mario Kart.

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remember1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

He upgraded to Gerber

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pacalis128 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's nothing to sniff at.

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JoePCool14 3 points ago +4 / -1

You saw the Mario Kart Bee article too??

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn’t a bee article. Mainstream news reported him playing Mario kart with his granddaughter.

One of many, many articles:

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/538896-biden-plays-mario-kart-with-granddaughter-at-camp-david

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JoePCool14 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh. The Bee did put out a parody article on the topic though. 🙃

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jarvis 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's too busy barking at windchimes

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Dialectic 5 points ago +10 / -5

If Texas gets fucking fema for 48 hours of intermittent power in sorta cold weather I’m gonna laugh my fucking ass off at them

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, Biden approved Abbott's request this weekend, iirc

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +2 / -0

FEMA never helps Texas. FEMA can fuck the hell off! We can take care of ourselves! We'd rather be cold for a few days, than sacrifice our rights and freedom to FEMA's ever encroaching "benevolence"!