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Snoman 261 points ago +261 / -0

Spoken like a true Domestic terrorist

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Need4Pede 69 points ago +69 / -0

His whiteness is revolting. He could be black, latino, asian, or white and we all know that doesn't impact ones level of white privilege. Though, that just sounds like a respectable, responsible, American dad to me. 👍 snuggle them kiddos. I have my own brew and raising them right.

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BobbyTwoScoops 32 points ago +32 / -0

His wife doesn’t even have a dick

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shadypollster 29 points ago +29 / -0

The fact OP is bragging about this is disgusting.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 15 points ago +15 / -0

Eewwee Typical Nuclear family. Rasist!!

And a poor animal-slave!!

Reeeeeeeee!

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 8 points ago +8 / -0

i posted an article awhile back about some wacko who said that owning a dog was racists

keeping them in the house gives them privilege

chaining them up outside upsets black people because it reminds them of slavery

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Need4Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm waiting for Transgender pets. It's coming, you watch!

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

With people forcing their pets to be vegan, it'll probably happen in 5 years or less.

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmfao

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deleteDems 26 points ago +26 / -0

I love my Asian flavored white privilege

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braindeadbiden 2 points ago +3 / -1

Respect and responsibility are signs of white privilege

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

As are manners

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braindeadbiden 1 point ago +2 / -1

Don't forget civility!

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ThisIsHowItStarts 15 points ago +15 / -0

Starting his own militia!

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LyvK01 7 points ago +7 / -0

😭😭😂😂😂 Good one

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LookFatty 10 points ago +11 / -1

Check. Check. Check. Check... and Check.

Bless your Patriot.

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Llegien20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Cabinetmaker [S] 100 points ago +100 / -0

Maga***

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cpyder 87 points ago +90 / -3

Yes she does... it's just attached to you, but it belongs to her.

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deleted 48 points ago +51 / -3
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eagleeyeddjt 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is legit good advice and works well for me

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deleted 20 points ago +20 / -0
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quell2 13 points ago +13 / -0

My life has improved remarkably since I began rereading the Bible and devoting myself more fully to Christ. In many ways it's improved simply through faith alone, because I stopped struggling and learned to put my trust in God more. +1 for more people needing to read the Bible.

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Trump2024easy -6 points ago +5 / -11

Agree! This blessed pede knows what is true!! I too wish for a return to the old days, 1 Peter 2:18 Slaves, in reverent fear of God submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.

The Bible has changed my life and I wish for a change relevant to the word of god above!! God bless

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SomaticallySpeaking 3 points ago +3 / -0

Read it again, but with less OT vs NT ignorance; it'll be more helpful.

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Trump2024easy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This word of God isn't from the ot.

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SomaticallySpeaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

I realized this, feel foolish, and will not comment further. 🤦🏼‍♂️🥴

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh? Both quotes verses are NT.

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Reave 1 point ago +4 / -3

This looks like a pretty big /s.

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standonthewall 1 point ago +2 / -1

Servants is a more accurate translation.

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JoePCool14 7 points ago +9 / -2

Every time I do research into, or hear a talk about sex as it relates to Christianity, it's actually remarkable the way it all works out. And despite the heckling from degenerates, Christian married couples who practice this, as well as other virtuous behaviors, are much happier and have more successful marriages overall.

I'm not married, I'm still in college, but it's so clear that the Bible gets it right on marital relations. As always, God—who is love—is right again.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude -13 points ago +3 / -16

For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does

tl;dr it's okay to rape your wife

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Jabron661 6 points ago +8 / -2

Reading is hard, but hang in there buddy, someday you will be able to finish a paragraph.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh huh

Is this God's word?

What does this mean

1 Cor 7:7 I wish that all of you were as I am.

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standonthewall 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a letter from one member of the early Christian church to another.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude -1 points ago +1 / -2

It's a letter Paul wrote to the church at Corinth which was being torn by division and strife

1 Cor 7:7 I wish that all of you were as I am.

Paul was gay

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standonthewall 1 point ago +1 / -0

That seems a bit of a stretch from that one line. Maybe you should read the rest for context.

"It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +3 / -2

Not what it says.

Asshoe

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Datamancer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh the irony .... do you know what tl;dr means? Here is a hint - 'too long, didn't read". Which you obviously didn't. Now brush up on your phonics and try again, this time for comprehension.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why was 1 Cor written?

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Datamancer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corinthians was written because the Corinthians decided they knew better than what S. Paul had taught them. Read all of the footnotes in the D-R bible for Corinthians. Then re-read Acts and Romans. God chose Paul to go to speak to the Gentiles; to go to Rome.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Footnotes? I can read

He was writing to a church that was tearing itself apart because they were fighting over who should lead them

1 Cor 1

10 I appeal to you, brothers and sisters,[a] in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be perfectly united in mind and thought. 11 My brothers and sisters, some from Chloe’s household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. 12 What I mean is this: One of you says, “I follow Paul”; another, “I follow Apollos”; another, “I follow Cephas[b]”; still another, “I follow Christ.”

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Datamancer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can read, but can you understand? Sounds like you have a Lutheran version of the text. Lutheran being a generic term. Get a Douay Rheims, the one with footnotes. Read the footnotes, then read the chapters, then read the footnotes again.

Now read Cor 1 13 and 14 and 15. The reason he wrote this letter is because the Corinthians had already fallen into schism if not actual heresy.

Cor 1 deals with the dissention already occurring Cor 6 deals with resolving disputes Cor 7 deals with marriage

He was putting in words, what he preached so they would have reference.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

i understood it perfectly

you8 just don't like that it was the twisted translation your preacher uses

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Datamancer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hilarious, make a stupid statement and claim that is what someone else believes. Okay. Since you seem a little ... slow ... just read the Quran, then you don't have to make things up and tire out your underfunctioning brain.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

All right Captain Bib;e, tell me what this means:

1 Cor 7:7 I wish that all of you were as I am.

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Datamancer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you read before 7:7 and after? As in the entirety of 7? He is referencing that he is unmarried and probably still a virgin (see 7:8). The entirety of 7 deals with marriage and the relationship between husband and wife. What version on the Bible are you reading?

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm guessing your lack of reading comprehension impacts on all aspects of your life, but not as greatly as your lack of overall understanding of God's Word and plan for your life and this world. You should make an effort to improve both, so you can enjoy the life God wants for you.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 1 point ago +2 / -1

i understand the bible better than 90% of xians

That's because I have read it straight through, as it was meant to be

instead of just a paragraph here and a sentence there

what was Jesus' stance on gun control?

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Finnsforgeotus 2 points ago +2 / -0

so im failing to understand what is wrong with that verse as it is followed by "but every man hath his proper gift of god, one after this manner and another after that", and about gun controll he says Luke 22:36-38 " Then He said to them, “But now, he who has a money bag, let him take it, and likewise a knapsack; and he who has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one. 37 For I say to you that this which is written must still be [a]accomplished in Me: ‘And He was numbered with the transgressors.’ For the things concerning Me have an end.”

38 So they said, “Lord, look, here are two swords.”

And He said to them, “It is enough.” and if you penut brain cant decipher that then i am sorry for you.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

you got the gun control thing dead on

he also supported the police and fought the political establishment

Fun fact: There is nothing in the Bible that condemns rape.

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Finnsforgeotus 1 point ago +1 / -0

except earlier in the same text 1 cor 7 1-2 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.

2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. also look to deuteronomy, " but if a man find a betrothed damsel int he field and the man force her andnlie with her then the man only that lay with her shall die"

it goes on to say that of the woman is not married and rapes her he must take her as his wife and support her for the rest of his life on top of paying a fine to her father.

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Pederella 35 points ago +35 / -0

Well, that...

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XoeXiden 25 points ago +25 / -0

Had to check. Thought I wandered off to literotica.

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peltast 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I still don't know how it happened..."

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's all good, unless you have to go down to Second Avenue and find it lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven, and have to buy it back for twenty-two bucks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

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Monsieur_Novembre 1 point ago +1 / -0

Classic video of the time when MTV used to play music videos

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Waitafriggingminute 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spoken like my wife!

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cpyder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smart lady pede...

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TheWinningNeverStops 0 points ago +1 / -1

It'sherturn

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UnemployedMarx 73 points ago +73 / -0

This is white supremacy.

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zaowood 16 points ago +16 / -0

Obama was ticking them all off until he got to the last one.

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peltast 7 points ago +7 / -0

AND the first one; he said 'his' 6-month old.

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zaowood 1 point ago +1 / -0

He purchased them fair and square!

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deleteDems 8 points ago +8 / -0

I actually know people who would call this white supremacy

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Sicsempertyrannis76 62 points ago +63 / -1

Plow the driveway and then the wife. Life would be magical pede.

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LostViking1985 41 points ago +41 / -0

Fuck the driveway... plow the wife!

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ARfreedom 27 points ago +27 / -0

That feels backwards

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spelunking_librator 9 points ago +9 / -0

backwards, forwards, repeat

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imafarttrustme 11 points ago +11 / -0

Plow the wife, the driveway can wait.

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Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 5 points ago +5 / -0

have the wife snow blow before you plow

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Kramit 36 points ago +36 / -0

Racist

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leemoz 26 points ago +26 / -0

Looks like you have all the right boxes checked... :-)

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Logan051361 25 points ago +25 / -0

REEEEEEE all wives must have a penis REEEEEE

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War_Hamster 10 points ago +10 / -0

And husbands should have front-holes?

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's just heterosexuality with extra steps.

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CaptainMidnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

As my wife would say, a front-butt.

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Mona1950 23 points ago +23 / -0

God bless you sir and thank you for picking a real woman for a wife.

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Ben45 20 points ago +20 / -0

the kinda life I dream to have.

too bad it's difficult to find sane women nowadays

we'll see how that all works out

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honk_hogan 15 points ago +16 / -1

In the same boat plus I spent my entire 20s and early 30s buying into the bullshit lefty lifestyle dream.

Still gotta try. Giving up is for pussies.

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Ben45 12 points ago +12 / -0

Never ever give up. Never stop fighting and never back down.

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Filetsmignon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get out of the city. Move to Trump country. Find a real woman.

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tholins 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey, my husband was a year short of forty when we got married. It’s easier to find a relationship in your late thirties as a man!

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Redemption 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stay off dating apps, move to a Red state, or just go out and be there. Don't date somebody who's obsessed with social media. You'll most likely find a Conservative girl.

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JoePCool14 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ask God to lead you to the right woman.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

And go to Church. Before the usurper takes that away too.

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ObamakilledJoan 18 points ago +18 / -0

What an amazing post! Congrats on your wonderful family.

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TrudopesEyebrow 16 points ago +16 / -0

When they said life liberty and pursuit of happiness, this was it.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +5 / -1

men just want one thing and it's disgusting

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JoePCool14 4 points ago +5 / -1
  • Three things
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Trumper007 14 points ago +14 / -0

LOL SHUT UP BIGOT!

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TheUpsetter 13 points ago +13 / -0

what a BIGOT

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ERIC_CIARAMELLA 13 points ago +13 / -0

I love this new form of terrorism!

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Haitianbychoice360 12 points ago +12 / -0

Continued blessings to you pede.

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Killinger 9 points ago +9 / -0

Embrace equality and make her plow the driveway.

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spelunking_librator 0 points ago +1 / -1

make her grow a penis for equality

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ARfreedom 9 points ago +9 / -0

How sad that in our culture this is a legit flex...

Well done on getting the dream brother!

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Verrerogo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Beautiful.

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Maxmax 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wonderful day. MAGA.

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NotTakingDownMyFlag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct, I used a sledgehammer to break up the ice on my driveway so I would stop slipping in it. What use is a plow anyway when you have 2" of ice

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Testosteroneape2000 8 points ago +8 / -0

You are living the dream my friend.

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ForwardObserverFIST1 7 points ago +7 / -0

You racist patriarch..... I'm envious 😥

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based_illinoisan 7 points ago +7 / -0

America! Fuck Yeah!

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highmoves 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did you wear a mask while plowing your driveway Xir? Was it one or two? Is your fridge full from Trader Joe’s? We’re you part of that white supremacist mob? We’re you the Xir of oriental origin? Goddamn bigots

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

his driveway is plowed... probably planning a terror attack

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MAGARyLue 6 points ago +6 / -0

Life is good! Cheers!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Literally Hitler!

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salvecitizen 6 points ago +6 / -0

What are you waiting for man? Give her one!

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

he already has two

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Superpeded 6 points ago +6 / -0

If your wife was pregnant with a boy she had a penis for 9 months.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

if she was pregnant with twin boys, she has had more balls than you ever will

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quantum_wetware 5 points ago +5 / -0

living the dream

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 5 points ago +5 / -0

This comment is hurtful to non-birthing individuals with front-holes! REEEEEEEEEEEE!

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when_we_win_remember 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol that escalated quickly

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Friar_Pede 5 points ago +5 / -0

What'd you, hack my life?

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KuhlooKuhlay 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, but if you're a true cabinetmaker you can never really be satisfied can you?

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SaltyKrakenBalls 5 points ago +6 / -1

GOD BLESS

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TheVanNuys 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha! Glad all is right in the world.

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LibertyisYuge 5 points ago +5 / -0

And you didn’t even have to use your AK

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Get-schlonged 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here but i shoveled

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Gr4ck3L 4 points ago +4 / -0

WHITE DEVIL is probably what all the ingrates are thinking. All I can think is that it's awesome you're prepared.

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SmartPlenty86 4 points ago +4 / -0

You really do have it all! Congrats MAGA dude.

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Former_Libtard 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are blessed. Me too.

Feels good, man.

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theglynn 4 points ago +4 / -0

And you are a he?

no boobs?

Life is great.

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IvankasBathWater 3 points ago +3 / -0

"cut off teh benis for infinite health"

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JohnParker1 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, you're not Rosie O'Donnell I take it?

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Ligersrule1 3 points ago +3 / -0

<Triggered>

/s

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welp...no courtesy reach-arounds for her then!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm a big fan of equality and ending systemic oppression... Does the dog at least have the option to sleep on the bed of he wanted?

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GitmObama 2 points ago +3 / -1

She doesn't? I'll be right over.

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dagoat4l 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hold up here. All women have penises. The crazy Alt Left told me so.