3438 My 6 month old is sleeping on my chest, 2 year old sleeping upstairs, dog sleeping on the floor, driveway is plowed, fridge is full, and my wife doesn’t have a penis posted 56 days ago by Cabinetmaker 56 days ago by Cabinetmaker +3440 / -2 Life’s good in mega land 217 comments share 217 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (217) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 62 ▼ – Sicsempertyrannis76 62 points 56 days ago +63 / -1 Plow the driveway and then the wife. Life would be magical pede. permalink save report block reply ▲ 41 ▼ – LostViking1985 41 points 56 days ago +41 / -0 Fuck the driveway... plow the wife! permalink save report block reply ▲ 27 ▼ – ARfreedom 27 points 56 days ago +27 / -0 That feels backwards permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – spelunking_librator 9 points 56 days ago +9 / -0 backwards, forwards, repeat permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – imafarttrustme 11 points 56 days ago +11 / -0 Plow the wife, the driveway can wait. permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – deleted 8 points 56 days ago +8 / -0 ▲ 5 ▼ – Cornpop_A_Bad_Dude 5 points 56 days ago +5 / -0 have the wife snow blow before you plow permalink parent save report block reply
Plow the driveway and then the wife. Life would be magical pede.
Fuck the driveway... plow the wife!
That feels backwards
backwards, forwards, repeat
Plow the wife, the driveway can wait.
have the wife snow blow before you plow