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My 6 month old is sleeping on my chest, 2 year old sleeping upstairs, dog sleeping on the floor, driveway is plowed, fridge is full, and my wife doesn’t have a penis
posted ago by Cabinetmaker ago by Cabinetmaker +3440 / -2

Life’s good in mega land

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– Logan051361 25 points ago +25 / -0

REEEEEEE all wives must have a penis REEEEEE

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– War_Hamster 10 points ago +10 / -0

And husbands should have front-holes?

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– VoteCyborgTrump2040 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's just heterosexuality with extra steps.

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– CaptainMidnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

As my wife would say, a front-butt.

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