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My 6 month old is sleeping on my chest, 2 year old sleeping upstairs, dog sleeping on the floor, driveway is plowed, fridge is full, and my wife doesn’t have a penis
posted ago by Cabinetmaker ago by Cabinetmaker +3440 / -2

Life’s good in mega land

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– Sicsempertyrannis76 62 points ago +63 / -1

Plow the driveway and then the wife. Life would be magical pede.

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– imafarttrustme 11 points ago +11 / -0

Plow the wife, the driveway can wait.

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