This is insane!

Anthroparchy?

Federalize all educational degrees. Revoke the credentials of people that write this kind of shit.
It's time to aggressively counter this bullshit. As soon as we get close to power again, this needs to happen.
Also, apply the same to journalism.
I'm tired of mocking this shit like it isn't dangerous and just a few years ahead of the culture.

"Being kind to dogs is racist"

Translation:

It's "racist" to notice that non-whites abuse dogs (and eat them) more than whites.

is this satire? never heard of news punch before