2017
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KuzoKevin 95 points ago +96 / -1

If Gorilla Glue placed their product in the hair-care aisle of Walmart, she might have a case.

I hope GG doesn't settle. We need to stop rewarding idiocy.

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suckmycorona 32 points ago +32 / -0

It often cost less to settle via insurance than to litigate. Sad reality and there are not good people out there and will take advantage of it.

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CHEMST 19 points ago +19 / -0

In the long term that encourages future suits, so I doubt it really is financially advantageous to GG.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 13 points ago +13 / -0

They’ll eat the cost to updat the warning label

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

In this case they will likely settle just to bend the knee to the leftist outrage mob that has already blamed this girl's stupidity on racism and white people.

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Stanford 24 points ago +25 / -1

They should sue her for abusing their product.

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Porter_POTUS 18 points ago +18 / -0

She admitted in the video "nobody do this" she has no case.

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BoffoTheClown 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope Mr. Shekelstein bills her $30,000, loses, and doesnt work 'no win no fee'.

Im not holding my breath, but I prefer to live in hope.

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Shalomtoyou 0 points ago +1 / -1

She'd be pretty dumb to sign up for a lawyer who billed her that way.... but she DID put glue in her hair...

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SecondProtectsFirst 8 points ago +8 / -0

I for one would like to start a GoFundMe so I can sue Kitchenaid for not warning me against using my toaster oven as a hand warmer.

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Forgotmypass666 1 point ago +2 / -1

Did they really?

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tonkabodhi 60 points ago +60 / -0

It’s almost like an orchestrated grift...

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usdodsgssog 32 points ago +32 / -0

^ This

Peak victim-hood

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tonkabodhi 18 points ago +18 / -0

Formula

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deleted 36 points ago +37 / -1
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Treeofliberty24565 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's got electrolytes

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s what plants crave*

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Kerra_Holt 32 points ago +34 / -2

"This idea that the whole world is wired together is mass death. Every biologist knows that small groups in isolation evolve fastest. You put a thousand birds on an ocean island and they'll evolve very fast. You put ten thousand on a big continent, and their evolution slows down. Now, for our own species, evolution occurs mostly through our behaviour. We innovate new behaviour to adapt. And everybody on earth knows that innovation only occurs in small groups. Put three people on a committee and they may get something done. Ten people, and it gets harder. Thirty people, and nothing happens. Thirty million, it becomes impossible. That's the effect of mass media - it keeps anything from happening. Mass media swamps diversity. It makes every place the same. Bangkok or Tokyo or London: there's a McDonald's on one corner, a Benetton on another, a Gap across the street. Regional differences vanish. All differences vanish. In a mass-media world, there's less of everything except the top ten books, records, movies, ideas. People worry about losing species diversity in the rain forest. But what about intellectual diversity - our most necessary resource? That's disappearing faster than trees. But we haven't figured that out, so now we're planning to put five billion people together in cyberspace. And it'll freeze the entire species. Everything will stop dead in its tracks. Everyone will think the same thing at the same time. Global uniformity.” -- Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

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Quidnunc 15 points ago +16 / -1

Michael Crichton was ahead of his time. Good quote!

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HazelHen 4 points ago +6 / -2

Evolution in humans occurs just as it does in ever other animal. We haven’t transcended our biology no matter how hard we wish it to be true. We are not born blank slates and we are not born equal or with the same potential.

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usernamechecksout 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think you missed the point. And we have transcended the need to be fit to survive.

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CHEMST 3 points ago +5 / -2

I disagree. We are no longer subject to natural selection. Mutations that reduce the likelihood of reproduction are no longer being stripped from the gene pool, although that might not be s bad thing. We are diversifying genetically, so when a challenge presents itself, there is a greater likelihood some subset will have a genetic advantage by with to survive.

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upupandaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does this mean there aren't 78 genders?

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Slugbert 18 points ago +19 / -1

I saw a tshirt once that had 'STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS' on it. I should get that shirt.

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Slugbert 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now THATS a tshirt I would definitely buy! You should market that (if it hasn't been done already - too lazy to duckduckgo right now).

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Ampman69 12 points ago +12 / -0

Idiocracy! Right now!

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RentedMule 5 points ago +5 / -0

I though Idiocracy was supposed to be a warning, not a blueprint.

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Do_the_Math 10 points ago +10 / -0

Welcome to Clown World. I pray they don't settle, and should they lose, go bankrupt without giving her a dime. The lawsuit cost would be worth every penny considering the free press. Most normal would cheer on the company for not folding like a lawn chair.

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Space_Force 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Hi welcome to Costco, I love you."

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z89101 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes it is True - Criminals, Grifters and their aligned Idiots are lifted on high..🙄

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BoerboelMummy 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's been a non-stop ticker-tape parade celebration of mental illness for a decade in Blue America. The ridiculous, the stupid, the morons, the dribbling idiots are celebrated and the brain dead AOCs of the world get positions of power and responsibility.

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Bilabrin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also, that girl is a lying genius. Hair and sking grow in a month.

Her hair growth would have lifted that gluecap at least 1/4" off her head in a month.

She lied and got paid.

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Shayhawk 5 points ago +5 / -0

See the movie "Idiocracy" for reference....

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Moewrawn 5 points ago +5 / -0

People thought Idiocracy was just a funny comedy, who knew it was an actual view into the future... this world is fucking stupid man...

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Moose0528 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well look at Mr. Smarty pants here, you act like you got a law degree from Costco or something.

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LexiconDevil402 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not so much that people are stupider, we just gave them all cameras to record themselves.

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mrmrmrj 4 points ago +4 / -0

And in a year she will have nothing to show for any of it.

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Chayabrocha321 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corperations give them money most likely

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait....is this why gorilla glue has been memed like crazy lately?

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +5 / -1

I still think she did this on purpose, expecting a big settlement from Gorilla Glue, and instant stardom.

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jaaardstyck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine making $20,000 and all you have to do is shave your head.

There are crack addicts who've sucked dick for less.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idiocracy

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bar_zangi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turns out Idiocracy was spot on

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Angrygirl2211 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idiocracy was a documentary. Change my mind.

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Anyone3427 3 points ago +3 / -0

So true, stupidity is rewarded in this country, all these idiots are biden voters.

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brawndo - it's got electrolytes!

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

When I used it to beat off, I just lost all my pubic hair.

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Catie 2 points ago +2 / -0

She also got a plastic surgery procedure for free which would have cost $12,500 .

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Pres_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not only that but they promoted a "genius" Black Doctor for "inventing" a solvent to get it out in Beverley Hills. LOL....

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daveyistheman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idiocracy isn't a comedy, it is a documentary from the future.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

"A fool and his money are soon parted" - or something like that..

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Ballind 2 points ago +2 / -0

Us. Stolen tax dollars laundered through blue orgs

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CLaRGe 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's not stupidity, it's media savvy, and I'm serious. Look at what Paris Hilton and Kim K did to get famous. That doesn't work anymore so people do other things.

There is so much noise that people do more wild things to get attention, then they capitalize on it.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a race to the bottom

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ManicJackBauer 2 points ago +2 / -0

“If I club the smartest guy in the room, I become the smartest guy in the room”

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been watching the fall of civilization since 1983 when I was 15 n got my first paycheck and found out priests were fucking kids! I knew THEN bringing children into a world run by corrupt thieving pedos and inhabited by RETARDS was a BAD idea!

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hoped she has not procreated. She does not need to if this is her level of ignorance.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

People need to step off sociaImedia. Not just them, but their kids, too.....

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OfficerNasty 1 point ago +1 / -0

We stopped being a meritocracy long ago

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Varrick2019 1 point ago +1 / -0

$20k?!

I literally just shaved my head after a year because I couldn’t get a haircut you’re telling me I could’ve gotten $20k?!

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Magamom 1 point ago +1 / -0

And this person is ____________? (Insert victim card)

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ZhouBai-Den 1 point ago +1 / -0

*Texas judge has entered the chat and overturned this lawsuit.

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PowTimesTwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought associating her with gorillas was racist?

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CHEMST 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought the Kardashians proved this years ago.

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de9ebkmd7 1 point ago +1 / -0

This explains Biden's rise to power.

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Kenrailae 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope they counter sue the people representing her for defamation. And all the outlets that carry the story.

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ParadigmShift2070 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's like 40

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Skyrison 0 points ago +1 / -1

she'll win. why? because people like that lady who burned herself on coffee at mcdonalds won -_-

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BirdIRMC -5 points ago +1 / -6

Idiot? yes, BUT I will give her this one tid-bit. out of the 20k made from the GFM, she is only keeping 1K for the emergency room visit. the rest is being donated to a charity fund for restoration surgery.