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Pedes, say hi to Mitch McChicken. (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by GarnetDragon ago by GarnetDragon +2812 / -2
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deleted 28 points ago +28 / -0
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LordNewport 5 points ago +5 / -0

As Chrissy would call it, “some of that Kung Pow Coochie”.

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00937600 4 points ago +4 / -0
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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a cheap trick in a book -

Keep the people down, broke, poor. Desperate for companionship.

Then show them a regular shit whore, and they'll go head over heels over it. Look at how thirsty people react to horse face AOC and her fake tits. Waiting to get in line just to sniff her aura.

It's a rig that people fall for.

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NullifyAndSecede 2 points ago +3 / -1

The preferences of the average American appear to have only a minuscule, near-zero, statistically non-significant impact upon public policy

― Martin Gilens

https://scholar.princeton.edu/sites/default/files/mgilens/files/gilens_and_page_2014_-testing_theories_of_american_politics.doc.pdf

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WeWillRejoice 1 point ago +4 / -3

I think his wife is Taiwanese, but yeah her family is all mixed up with the CCP through its shipping business -- in fact, joined at the hip to the Chinese commies.

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magacoder 6 points ago +6 / -0

Taiwanese is Chinese to the CCP, so his point still stands.

They often use HK and Taiwan as a cover to say "oh look I'm not a Chinese spy, I'm from HK" when in reality their operations are based in China and in the interest of the CCP.

There's a white house reporter that did this last year.

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Tommyjet 8 points ago +9 / -1

Never trust a politician with more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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thallos 3 points ago +4 / -1

I think it's more chins than china town

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johnzo73 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bill Barr approved.

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posedgeclk 2 points ago +3 / -1

He would approve more if a slight modification from Fried to Fired were made to the graphic. Bill Barr is very protective of his fried chicken.

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deleted 6 points ago +8 / -2
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RedPilledRaven 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chickity China the McChinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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CryspynMarvin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or a guy who looks like the child eating hand eye monster in pans labyrinth

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DJT_JR6544 3 points ago +3 / -0

That always creeped me out. Take my uptrump.

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MeanMisterMustardCap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buckethead would not approve.

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MemeForTheWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

you mean Kentucky Fried Turtle?

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

– BlueKentuckyGirl [S] 1 point moments ago +1 / -0 He’ll have to stand for his EARLY retirement We are in the process of limiting our insipid, incompetent, democrat governor’s power to appoint the replacement to fill a Senate seat. We here in KY take our time to lay a solid foundation. First step, limit this current governor’s powers.

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GarnetDragon [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the sticky, dear mods! You're the best! * big love from me to you guys *

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BrionK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck you McConnell. That is all.

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wu_tang_clan 2 points ago +2 / -0

KMAO

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Bitfypmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your Mother's a whore you turtle headed bastard Mitch McConnell.

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REDWHITEandBLONDE10 2 points ago +2 / -0

No chicken fo me fo lon tine

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Stefanos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ruined my appetite. Thanks buddy.

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a bucket of bland, boiled and soggy skins. Not fried because of false advertising and just so happens to come with a packet of chinese five spice if you want flavor.

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buckiemohawk 2 points ago +3 / -1

poster child for Term Limits for all of them

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cgret988 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes TERM LIMITS !!

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zaku 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitch McConnel x William Barr KFC promotion.

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FAQ-REDDIT 2 points ago +2 / -0

New KFC turtle soup

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SensibleViolence 2 points ago +2 / -0

McNamm.... McNorma.... McNoTGonnaWorkHerrAnymore

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Burchoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awww look at that cute little stick figure with a big head.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want turtle memes back. This is my Bill Barr go-to.

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CryspynMarvin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm gonna send this to my BDSM party cuck cousin so his head will explode

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Henry_Cuntmantle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should've made the tie a chinese character

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yeoman3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, Mitch......is it really finger lickin' good?

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BlueKentuckyGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turn the bucket around and there’s a pic of Colonel Bernie Sanders (that’s a tribute to one of Rush’s parodies 🦅✝️🇺🇸

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Cifu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deep fried turtle! I'll pass

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's Carpe Donktum been?

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zaowood 2 points ago +2 / -0

He deserves to be Fried.

In Minecraft.

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Fallingshadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need term limits now more than ever.

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knnbccb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Held hostage by his wife/China/CCP regime/Wall Street.

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thallos 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear turtle tastes like chicken

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SexCauldron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kentucky fried turtleface

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Litecola2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fed up with KFC memes, they were overused and sucked for Barr too. We can do better. No one touches McDonald's because Trump? Come on man.

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Handshakemilk 1 point ago +2 / -1

Gook Mcconnell

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MikeOxfat 1 point ago +2 / -1

Arms are too big...

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Shelbywat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does Q ever mention McConnell?

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ineX0r2 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is an insult to the McChicken, a fine sandwich.