✓ trucks

✓ gurl

✓ "painted on" jeans

✓ less-than-subtle product placement for Yeti 110's, Chevy Silverado's, and "beach vacations" south of the border.

✓ singing about listening to songs on the radio

✓ drinking: on a plane, pontoon boat, during the day, or by some "neon" (then because the writers push alcoholism so much, they feel obliged to write clunky lines like But give up your keys. Hell why drive when you can stay with me?)

✓ if you're a girl, write about how awful the men are in your life and write lyrics that justify whatever bad thing you want to do to his life/property

✓ if you're a guy, write love songs about how non-aggressively and consensually you escalate physical relationships while telling the girl she's unconditionally beautiful