✓ If you're a guy, the cover of your album is your favorite gee-tar resting in your favorite pickup parked in your favorite wheat field, somewhere in Texas. Favorite dog optional, but if he's present he'll be sitting to the right of and slightly behind the guitar, staring at it curiously.

✓ If you're a gal, the cover of your album is you: head tossed back defiantly, lip bit seductively, staring off into the distance vapidly. Guitars, outdoors, trucks, dogs, and other thematic elements, if present, will be heavily blurred so as to not draw attention away from how good you look in that tight denim jacket you're wearing over a lacy white bra.