although Dominion probably changed my vote to Biden, so maybe I’m still black after all

I'd count on it. After all, that's where this is headed:

"Dear minority and or BIPOC,

You're too stupid to get an ID, so we'll waive that requirement. You're too dumb to register; we'll just register you automatically. You're so stupid, you'd probably fuck up voting too, so we'll just go ahead and check those boxes for you. Thanks for your support!

<3 Dems"