Texas Patriots when the Starving Commies Come Saying They're out of Food and Water
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Sweet lady propane can keep ya warm I tell ya hwat
"Butane's a bastard gas"
"Baby did a baaaad bad thing"
Propane and propane accessories.
Oy. Ya got a loicense for that pocket sand?
He's a dealer of strict and cold pain.
Heating oil (Kerosene) stinks but works a treat.
Same with any combustion source. Carbon monoxide is not your friend. Unless you are gassing commies, of course.
First 2 letters in Commies....CO
Definitely go together well.
I live in central New York State, and remember many years ago during a long cold-snap, and high oil prices, were forcing people to buy kerosene heaters. I bought one myself and used it. If I recall correctly, there was a shortage of kerosene heaters at the time, and it became very hard to find them.
FOAD doomer shill
THIS is why I said Don't fear Biden coming for your guns! https://patriots.win/p/12hRQPO4Lw/dont-fear-biden-coming-for-your-/
Clean burning, efficient pro-pane. God's gas.
Go read on reddit in /r/austin and see how many commies are complaining about how the "government isn't' doing anything". Its funny and pathetic at the same time.
I think that may be an insult to autistic people
As an artistic people I am deeply offended and there are 152 toothpicks on the floor.
Autistic pede here, it is indeed insulting to be compared to the fucking scum of the earth commies and their brain-dead useful idiots.
It is easy to confuse the two so I understand your confusion 😂
Yup, 100% this. If us Texans don't put a stop to this then we're going to be even in deeper shit. Imagine if Texas went full bore on building out wind turbines and closing fossil fuel power plants? Imagine if 50%+ or 75%+ of the grid was powered by wind turbines?
And that's what these fuckers do. They encourage power producers to build wind turbines and then they protest and demand fossil fuel plants be closed at the same time....undermining our grid reliability non-stop. Then when the shit gets fucked up, they say we need more government.
Then they demand us to share our prepper supplies to "help a brother out". No, fuck that.
Oh yea, they cause the problem then try to sell the solution.
Didn't Gulliani call this a form of racketeering? Mobsters demanding protection money?
r/preppers tries, but unfortunately got pretty inundated by leftists.
at first it was almost based but those voices got drowned out and "stopped posting"
the sub has a strict "no politics" rule which I suspect is rules for thee not me, like everything else reddit does.
the sub has some good ideas I play with though, we could stand to have one of our own here, I think for all things prepping.
I mean, if Obama made preppers domestic terrorists, they're doing something right.
I was reading there as well and see all the time where people go there and say it is "greedy" to keep supplies while others are hurting. Total commie BS. It is funny though because the people posting those comments are probably sitting in a freezing house in the bitter cold.
I do see the scant few "don't tell anyone about your preps" comments, and as harsh as reality is it should be followed.
The reddit hivemind is getting more retarded by the day, I swear they're recruiting stupid people on purpose, probably for more anti American terrorism or something.
I think they're mostly just sheltered young adults that don't know any better. Coddled by their parents, living in their parents house etc. Then they go to school and are brainwashed by commie BS. That's why you see so many people blaming the grid failures due to capitalism, deregulation and other shit like that. Meanwhile zero focus on personal responsibility to be prepared for a natural disaster.
The modern government run school system has created individuals that are weak mentality and lack the grit required to really be successful.
I'm convinced that the actual smart liberals simply use the democratic party for political favors and to get beneficial regulations for their industry to snuff out competition. That's why big tech, big media and so on are so heavily slanted towards democrats.
That's "more retarded by the day," just with more words.
I guess no one reads certain stories to their children anymore....
Like the ant and the grasshopper...
...or the little red hen.
Not only is it "greedy," but federal law allows your stash to be confiscated
Death is preferable to communism.
I'd rather live under dangerous freedom than peaceful slavery.
it's funny how all the prepper stuff that isn't massively censored is so naturally anti-leftist... almost like everyone with any survival skills knows that the government will not save you, you will be stuck fending for yourself and your family and community, and that in absence of government, the only thing that matters is natural law... aka violence and possession.
also, prepper content tends to go 2 directions. the general rule is basically that short of being a genuine spec ops badass, you're not surviving shit going lone wolf into the woods. you will need to sleep eventually, and someone will kill you and take your shit when you inevitably do. none of those people who can pull that off are leftists. not a single damn one. for the most part, the people who will do the best are the ones who hunker down with their community, immediately establish order, protect their resources with active guards and lookouts, immediately get to work on resource accumulation, particularly food/water, and work out plumbing/garbage in a manner that's not going to attract attention from armed groups that are actively seeking to take resources. all these leftists fancy themselves as some desk jockey in the ministry of truth or ministry of culture... no fucking way they'd survive even an hour if someone told them to dig a latrine.
100% agree
LOL that place is gold. As someone whos been a Northerner, Southerner, WTFeverer its hilarious how under prepared/non resilient these asshats are. Yeah, sure, good people are suffering too. But squirreling away a couple bucks here and there and stockpiling emergency supplies is really just common sense.
Exactly. I'm sorry but I have zero sympathy for someone who is "starving" after 8 hours of the power going out. That's called just being plain stupid. Also keep in mind, that all last week the news was saying this storm was coming and to be prepared......
If you are starving after 8 hours of no power, that's natural selection at work lol
Its like I always say, I honestly wish we could just remove all warning labels and let natural selection take its course.
shits called intermittent fasting. These fatties could use it!
they're probably soy boys, not enough muscle or fat on them to last them long at all
For a lot of folks power has been out for days. Then water. I expect Austin pussies to be unprepared but I'm a bit shocked by Houston people. I prepped like a hurricane was coming but even I didn't expect this to last so long. I ran out of booze.
I have a good friend who is in AA. He told me I should take an honest inventory of my life. I did just that. I have 15 years worth of ammo and 20 years worth of whiskey. Apparently, that's not what he meant.
reddit is basically now a cesspool of shit where the dropouts and socially insecure losers go on to bitch and moan about the world, while being armchair politicians, historians and psychologists.
reddit has changed VERY badly in the past 8 years. reddit is mainly the dropouts of society
Truths. At this point, getting banned on Reddit is proof one is right.
This just in, Texans discover such things as road salt and dressing in layers.
we know all about that but there has never been snow on the ground for this long in Houston in all of my life. We've also never had widespread bursting of pipes in homes that I can recall.
Texans are like the, no means no.
And if they didn't get the no the first time.
We’re going to see another article by some harpy who’s conflicted over accepting help from a trump supporter. She’s going to conclude that she will give him the opportunity to apologize for his beliefs as a thank you for generously saving her life and the life of her fatherless child.
I hate that this is no longer satire or a parody
Maybe. More than likely we’ll see multiple coordinated articles on why Texas needs to join with the Federal grid. They are seriously concerned about Texas seceding, make no mistake about it
I say we kill them all instead.
All out of fucks to give.
Yet if I encountered someone who needed their life saved, I would step in without asking about political affiliation.
This is complicated ...
I know what you’re thinking... did he fire 6 honks or only 5?
Nobody, I mean NOBODY, puts ketchup on a clown shoe.
Well, do you feel honky.... CLOWN?
People on /r/austin were complaining about being out of food on MONDAY!!!
I stocked up on Thursday. That's how much warning we had for this storm. It's just unbelievable how ill prepared people are.
Today someone posted about their "prepper friend" inviting everyone over who needed food or warmth. The OP didn't go because they didn't want to "feed his ego".
See, there you go thinking like a rational, self-possessed individual. Most of these commies will seek protection/supplies from us without the slightest bit of irony or self-awareness. Like badly behaved children entitled to the unwavering support of their parents, no matter how much they fuck up.
hahahaha, that is so funny because I was reading that sub too knowing how many commies live in Austin. FUCKING PATHETIC how many people complaining.
"Cold makes the virus worse"
Lol. Heating season keeps virions aloft longer, and farther. In a power outage? It's not heating season anymore.
Fucking retards.
I stocked up in January after the DC farce. Kicking myself that I didn't pull the trigger on that generator purchase.
Ever since I bought the generator, I don't have power outages anymore.
Best anti-outage purchase I've made! 699$ at Costco.
Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
I've never used my propane radiant heaters after spending 400 bucks on them.
But i'll never sit in a 20 degree home in the dark ever again either.
Please post in DIY. You seem to know more about this than most. We should expect this to become "the new normal"
If we get that stimmy check, definitely get one. It is wellllllllll worth the money. Get one that can run on multiple fuels. Make sure to put the generator in some place where someone can't steal it because when it gets desperate out you get all the entitled parasites coming out expecting you to help them. They hear the engine running that's how they know you have a generator. Also make sure to have it properly vented to prevent carbon monoxide.
My personal setup is that I have it in the garage and have an exhaust pipe to the outside. I put a small hole in my wall so I can run electrical cords from the garage to the inside of the house. That way if you want to conserve energy/heat you can run the cord to a specific room if needed. Works like a charm!
Yeah, I don’t understand it either. Like, how hard is it to store a couple flats of bottled water and some non-perishable food? I have some irritatingly severe food allergies, so I have to plan ahead for this stuff and it costs me more, but for most people, it’s pretty affordable.
Beyond that... like, go to the fucking store and get your groceries ahead of time. IDK, maybe people were still thinking food deliveries and restaurants would still be open, or something insanely dumb like that. We’ve been stuck in a stupid “pandemic” for a year. Doesn’t anybody remember the grocery runs back last March? Haven’t we all learned how to cook our own meals by now?
It's the same everywhere. People get complacent, and liberals expect the government to hold their hands in a crisis. It's always baffled me how many people live in CA and don't have a quake kit, or non-perishables if a big enough one hits that stores close and the food supply is interrupted. It's common sense. But then I grew up in and later lived in NY, where every report of a snowstorm leads to grocery stores runs.
We just have a lot of idiots on the left side of the bell curve.
Cooking has seen an uptick with the lockdowns, but mostly based on monthly/weekly delivery plans like Blue Apron. Or the air fryer fad that replaced the slow cooker fad (both are useful, though) Most people I know over 30 can cook basic things. It's the under 30's who have no clue how to cook anything, it's like magic to them, because a lot of them were raised by single mothers who fed them fast food and junk food every meal.
They best not hold their breathe for Pretend President Potatohead to ride to the rescue.
He's too busy babbling about "cultural differences" to cover up Chinese genocide.
Yeah, the lack of self-sufficiency and desire to be taken care of by the government is a serious problem in a survival situation. I have older friends who were NG during Katrina... everyone in New Orleans was sitting around waiting for the government to swoop in and make it all better.
I just cannot wrap my head around the concept of everything being “status quo” forever. I suppose that’s what most people think. Like, it’s fine to rely on Amazon and food deliveries and “just in time” logistics, nothing will ever happen! I can’t remember a time I felt that secure. Maybe when I was a little kid? For me, civilization has always felt tenuous.
I only use a crock pot for kielbasa and saurkraut really. Everything else it kinda messes up. Unless you have some good recipes
Crock pot is a slightly different animal - what I'm talking about are instapots and rice cookers, that have more controls than a simple crock pot - which are great, too.
I use my rice maker for all kinds of things - rice, beans, vegetables, simple soups, stews, and steel cut oatmeal. I'm considering trying an air fryer next. A friend of mine got one and I've tried the meals she makes, it's not bad - will never be as good as a grill, but acceptable.
My ex has an air fryer and its pretty neat. Im really good at cooking rice on the stove but i did like my rice cooker until my son somehow broke it.
Im sure you already know this but to anyone who has trouble cooking rice
Add a bit of extra water, like a fourth cup more than the directions say, get the water simmering, put the rice in and stir it up, cover and dont open it at all. and once the time is up, turn off the heat and leave it alone another 5 to 10 minutes. Perfect every time. If there is too much water you can always drain it out but thats better than not enough water.
I've been buying a few Mountain House cans of food every month when they're available. Oatmeal too. It's chap AF.
Thank God my DIL in Dallas is an amateur prepper because she has them well stocked and cared for even though they have been without power most of the time since Monday and without water today. And she’s a huge lib, too, but I don’t hold that against her 😋!
We moved south out of Austin theee years ago and have never regretted it for one minute.
If only Texans were this territorial. State wouldn't be fucked.
Don't worry, the liberal arts degree specialising in non binary gender acceptance will definitely be a valued skill and you won't starve
xD
being a male is a spectrum from 0 to 1... where 0 is balls and 1 is shaft
spelunking to test for covid
I wonder if people’s hormone treatments are getting bogged down because of the snow?
I bet they are
Thermal contraction makes dilation much less effective
don't worry, there's still a lot of whore-moaning
The degree itself is only worth the BTU it puts out when the heckin greenarino power stops flowing.
We here in Texas are taking this as a hardness test for seceding. Thank you for bringing our infrastructure weakness to our attention.
Exactly. If there's a problem, you guys will fix it and move on.
The Democrat terrorists are targeting Texas as their next focus for “diversity” propaganda rape & riot importation. There will never be another Republican President - they have stolen the Electoral College for themselves & they want you dead.
They're doing what they always do - complaining about how if we had more government this issue wouldn't have happened.
The food and ammo is coming in handy sooner than anybody thought.
👍😁😁
If this was me i would give them goya beans
Idiots have been saying people freezing to death are a result of climate change. Do our people really believe this shit?
The climate has drastically shifted from freedom to communism. So yeah, that change in political climate is literally killing people and will continue to do so.
Me either. I want a airweight and ankle holster for it
I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five’? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well do ya, punk?
I gots ta know!
Wood burning stove ✅
A few cords of dry, split, stacked, covered wood ✅
Diesel 4x4 pickup ✅
Natural gas HVAC, water heater, and 5kw Honda genny ✅
Deer, pig, cow, and chicken stacked in the deep freeze ✅
Rifles, shotguns, and pistols all cleaned and stocked with plenty of full mags ✅
50 gal of fresh water ✅
A real Texan doesn't worry much.
👍👍👍
remember to shoot if they get close to your home.
I love your analog meme generation. I hope some of you younger pedes can see this as a lesson, that the struggle to keep up with technology is real and it will soon come for you.
Ya'll know this won't be how Texans will be. They'll do the Christian thing, and help them out with some food to keep them from starving (with their gun at their side still just incase). (But the meme is funny still)
I live in Texas. Shit is a free for all right now bro. That Christians helping other thing only applies to other Christians right now.
LOL at ERCOT. Yeah, they suck!
but not starving refugees who rejected and seek help as a result of commies.
I'm pretty sure the dinosaurs died out because of liberal dinosaurs.
When that cold first hit, the first thing I did was to make sure the Big Green Egg could still do a low-and-slow cook (baby backs and pork bellies) in these temps. Didn't disappoint, either. Been a big part of the stable for many, many years.
Fuckers should have hit H-E-B when they had a chance. Oh well...
Anybody helping any Biden voters or sympathizer is the definition of a cuck. Offer to keep them warm by setting their house on fire.
More like the whole country prepared for the apocalypse over the last year and turns out texas is the only place that’s having the big problems?
I wonder what percentage of liberal Austin is freezing and whining that the government owes them warm coats and hot Starbucks and that Biden was right to cut off Keystone oil.
Connecting the dots is not their strong suit.
No argument about that point at all.
Just ask who they voted for. Then liberate them from their starvation with a bullet
Oh this state does not fuck around when it comes to home invasions. And at least in Houston, looting during a natural disaster carries an insanely heavy penalty. I don’t know who’s dumb enough to try it.
That being said, with the number of severe weather events we have in this state, why some people still don’t listen to the news (which often starts screeching a full week in advance) and make sure they have two weeks of bottled water and food and a full gas tank is beyond me.
The California Flag doesn't quit fit this meme
many commiefornians moved to texas
Yeah this is more like a good time to show how Patriots are the heart and soul and help others. The elites are the ones with frozen hearts.
This isn't happening though. We've opened our house to people who need help, and to my knowledge there has been no looting. The stores have been picked clean, but not looted.
Still, if anyone did try to loot homes in Texas, they would only get lead injections.
Yeah, thankfully it hasn't happened.
Exactly. No comprehension or understanding of Castle Doctrine or Use of Deadly Force. Too bad. Looters are going to FAFO, for sure.
Doctors recommend a diet of lead to keep commies away.
This issa one a spicy memeball, a mamma mia
Joker is trash. Batman is the good guy, fools.
Joker is based AF
Joker is a soy boy. A reddit user. A blame agent. A democrat. A liberal. He is a fucking jerkoff. https://youtu.be/ChwYO-tBLAg
I don't really follow the series to know the ins and outs of his character.
Is that Dirty Harry as the joker?
I'm not sure that Texans, of all people, should preach to anyone about preparedness and self-reliance. They have been by far the worst prepared state for this winter storm and weren't even CLOSE to being the hardest hit by the storm itself. I used to consider Texas to be the conservative crown jewel of the US but no more