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posted ago by FlamingButBased ago by FlamingButBased +45 / -0

Sure ain't on the ground helping people, that's for damn sure. This whole admin is a TRAINWRECK and we aren't even a month in.

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Gopher 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would guess he is trying to pull his dogs tail or smelling a young girls hair.

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Verrerogo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agree. Trump would have had the big military transport planes air-dropping food. Food is heat. And maybe propane too. But people who are eating can maintain their body temperature. You take away food, and people have no source of heat. Maybe dropping gassed up generators with men to start them too, parachuted in. Maybe bringing skis with them. He would have had tanks there, with snow-scraping blades on the front. Clearing roads. He would have had Abbott on the phone every minute, supporting him. Examine what Trump did during Hurricane Harvey and you will see what Trump would have done now. It is similar situation. Trump would have called friends in Canada for expert advice. He did that when he fixed the skating rink. They know all about skating rinks in Canada, and that was a genius move.

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Marina 3 points ago +3 / -0

100% been there with FEMA and he would have got the Power On. He would not have stopped until he Had a solution. Bumbling Biden Professing his love of Children.

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COnDEMnED 3 points ago +3 / -0

Has potato even flown on AF1 yet? Why not? Trump gave a statement the other day about Mitch McConnell and the impeachment. It was leaked the statement could have been much more brutal, but Trump was talked out of it by his advisors. Do ex presidents have advisors?

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Kramit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because he'd get booed out of town.

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe doesn’t even know where he is in he morning, in his own words.

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4cdarth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Playing Mario kart.

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SecretSauce45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Joe and the Ho, TX can do without them! And for the doomers that can't remember yesterday, calm down, it'll be 85° in a week down there!

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sniffing children and playing video games with children in a basement.

Headline from evil Disney:

Biden plays video games with family, shows off presidential 'swag' at Camp David

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BS4thewin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm still not convinced he can use AF1. If he does oval office photo shoots from a studio, has to print new currency upon taking office following all the trade sanctions and highest stock market numbers in history, doesn't appear to want to leave the country to see anyone (prob scared of getting arrested by Ukraine govt) and not mentioning a whole bunch of other wierd things associated with his so-called presidency, he probably can't find his way to the plane. The fake news I seen of him jumping and almost running up steps while boarding a plane isn't too likely to have occurred in his condition. He's a fake. He isn't going to Texas. Change my mind.

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Brickwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Texas didn't vote for Joe so....

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Freshcope 1 point ago +1 / -0

That pedo rat fluck better not come to my state. Unlike his bus I dont think he would make it out.

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HillarysHairyAss 1 point ago +1 / -0

I picture him walking in circles, confused and mumbling.