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n1kst3r 69 points ago +70 / -1

"hey fags eat my shit," is how I start most emails to coworkers and bosses

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DementiaForPresident 21 points ago +21 / -0

It’s how I start from this point forward.

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ginpunk 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's how I start from this point forward when I ask for a raise.

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CertainlyNotEdward 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's an office politics power move. Truly alpha.

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MAGAsJustBegun 13 points ago +13 / -0

Back when I had Instagram (I deleted all that trash) I had an account for my small business.

It had an email to contact the family business for quotes and such for jobs.

Long story short, a butthurt leftist emailed it trying to me fired.

My parents run the email, and were like "hey what's this all about?"

So I emailed the guy from my private email and said "dude, wtf, you got me fired!!! Why?!?"

He responded by laughing and making fun of me, like the disgusting person he is.

Then I emailed him back saying "jokes on you dipshit. I'm self employed. That means I can tell your bitch ass to suck a cock and call you a faggot, and you can't do shit about it".

I never got a reply to that email, and my parents LOVED my response haha.

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bigmikesballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

BASED

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jerrycan111 1 point ago +1 / -0

All good for you, but how many other people do you think the little faggot fuck got canceled? These people are the real virus

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Mtnlion667 4 points ago +4 / -0

Start from a position of power. Then slowly step back until someone raises their head above the line of fire ;-)

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1DeplorablePatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems professional enough

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bigmikesballsack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like your style, friend.