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findthewarmspot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Texan here. Can confirm all of these are real. I’d laugh if I wasn’t crying. It’s quite dire.

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OnlyTrump20 5 points ago +5 / -0

The plumbing damage is going to be catastrophic.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id be burning everything around out back to cook and keep the shitter flowing.

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findthewarmspot 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are actually gather snow to melt for toilet flushing.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you have enough gas you can put a turkey fryer full on top of your engine while you warm up inside.