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posted ago by ravioli_king ago by ravioli_king +2656 / -2

Shout out to Joe Xiden for giving me the courage to finally learn the Internet to log onto patriots.win while I look up how to get that there covacine. White politicians want black people to get the vaccine first, but they make us learn the Internet. Hope all the white supremacists stay away now that I admit I'm black. Have a good day. Now to get my vaccine that even rich people are leery of.

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ppalgansaek 231 points ago +231 / -0

Don't be silly, you couldn't possibly be black. Biden told me so.

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Pleepleus 65 points ago +66 / -1

I just choked on my drink reading this.

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Chopblock 5 points ago +9 / -4

You aren’t at YOUR internet yet!

Click in the little box at the top of the ‘window’ (lil’ box thang which the hella scribblin’ in deah)

Select www.patriots.win (color dat bitch up see)

Now type to replace it with the following (bang in sum new shit like dis):

www

Dot (das dat pointy lil’ muthafucka)

B

E

T

Dot (same shit ‘s ‘fo)

.com (Obama phone gunna add dat fo yuz jus ho’d up)

Now yu iz kangz n shit and voted fa BaiDen

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swab_my_ass_china 4 points ago +5 / -1

Hahahahaha

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Pax11B 29 points ago +30 / -1

I ain't going to sleep now hahahaha!

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pacalis128 57 points ago +57 / -0

Clap you stupid bastards.

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spelunking_librator 27 points ago +28 / -1

if you're not clapping your ass cheeks you're not bl... wait a minute

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Coolgenner 20 points ago +20 / -0

You ain’t in no ways tarred.

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TruthyBrat 8 points ago +9 / -1

LMAO! God I love this place, this sub-thread is gold! GOLD JERRY!

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TheKeagleciser 17 points ago +18 / -1

At least he doesn't have to worry about being sniffed though. Always look for the positives in life.

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Coolgenner 15 points ago +15 / -0

He did caress a black boy once, true story, hard to find the photo.

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DanIsSwell 19 points ago +19 / -0

It was at the signing of the affordable care act. He was all over that kid. His name is Marcelas Owens. He’s trans now (not kidding) https://morningconsult.com/2020/03/23/despite-a-decade-of-challenges-aca-has-support-among-55-of-voters/

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Anaconda 7 points ago +8 / -1

Crazy...so Biden still goes after little girls predominantly (or 'girl' here)

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CelesteD 5 points ago +6 / -1

Thats .. incredibly scary. It is possible that poor kid was molested and now has lifelong mental issues now.

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Exviper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is the guy behind Biden so sweaty...

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shit he sniffed too, probably did a nipple pinch when he thought nobody was watching.

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d go trans too after being publicly molested.

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Finnsforgeotus 6 points ago +7 / -1

he sniffed the soul out that boy

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 10 points ago +10 / -0

Agreed. I'm skeptical. Need Biden to weigh in.

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RussianBot2 7 points ago +8 / -1

yup, if you have a degree you ain't black