Shout out to Joe Xiden for giving me the courage to finally learn the Internet to log onto patriots.win while I look up how to get that there covacine. White politicians want black people to get the vaccine first, but they make us learn the Internet. Hope all the white supremacists stay away now that I admit I'm black. Have a good day. Now to get my vaccine that even rich people are leery of.
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Don't be silly, you couldn't possibly be black. Biden told me so.
I just choked on my drink reading this.
You aren’t at YOUR internet yet!
Click in the little box at the top of the ‘window’ (lil’ box thang which the hella scribblin’ in deah)
Select www.patriots.win (color dat bitch up see)
Now type to replace it with the following (bang in sum new shit like dis):
www
Dot (das dat pointy lil’ muthafucka)
B
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T
Dot (same shit ‘s ‘fo)
.com (Obama phone gunna add dat fo yuz jus ho’d up)
Now yu iz kangz n shit and voted fa BaiDen
Hahahahaha
I ain't going to sleep now hahahaha!
Clap you stupid bastards.
if you're not clapping your ass cheeks you're not bl... wait a minute
You ain’t in no ways tarred.
LMAO! God I love this place, this sub-thread is gold! GOLD JERRY!
At least he doesn't have to worry about being sniffed though. Always look for the positives in life.
He did caress a black boy once, true story, hard to find the photo.
It was at the signing of the affordable care act. He was all over that kid. His name is Marcelas Owens. He’s trans now (not kidding) https://morningconsult.com/2020/03/23/despite-a-decade-of-challenges-aca-has-support-among-55-of-voters/
Crazy...so Biden still goes after little girls predominantly (or 'girl' here)
Thats .. incredibly scary. It is possible that poor kid was molested and now has lifelong mental issues now.
Why is the guy behind Biden so sweaty...
Oh shit he sniffed too, probably did a nipple pinch when he thought nobody was watching.
I’d go trans too after being publicly molested.
he sniffed the soul out that boy
Agreed. I'm skeptical. Need Biden to weigh in.
yup, if you have a degree you ain't black