They say Africa is the cradle of civilization so all of our problems root from privileged Africans and their descendants. They need to pay up for thousands of years of systemic oppression.
As a German descendent I demand reparations for mistreatment after WW1 otherwise I might get pissed off and start an even worse war. Unfortunately I'm also partly French and Dutch (because I'm an American mutt) so I'll need to invade myself.
Edit: oh yeah I just remembered that those Pasta Americans invaded my ancestral home of Germania so send me free spaghetti.
As a slavic ukranian, I demand the Turks compensate me for the enslavement of my ancestors 1000 years ago. Frankly, I'm still feeling the harmful effects.
As a person of Roman-English ancestry I am not responsible for my ancestors sins nor great accomplishments.
I am merely their descendant.
Otherwise all the lands of their inheritance belong to me.
Edit: GET BACK TO WORK, LAZY PEONS!!
edit 2: since I'm a literal descendant of the real Pocahontas (really. direct.) Elizabeth Warren owes me 10 billion dollars in cultural appropriation damages. Time to open up another casino for the tribe.
I demand that once reparations checks go out that those finances are used tyo pay the service members on BOTH sides that fought and died during the civil war to get this whole freedom for all started.
This. Something they don’t teach at all in school. 100% worse than the slavery in The US.
Read the history of poland...
No one of you probably heard of the Frisian Empire but they colonised my country of Holland. I feel raped. Want money.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisian_Kingdom
May be you didn't understand my (hi-)story. But if the Frisians pay up I'll share. Tabee.
They definitely raped me i think.
As a Pasta American,
get bent.
Make Italy Great Again
Bring back the Roman Republic/Empire
They say Africa is the cradle of civilization so all of our problems root from privileged Africans and their descendants. They need to pay up for thousands of years of systemic oppression.
Convert to pastafari or die
As a person with Scottish and English ancestry, I demand reparations from the Queen of England.
In addition, I claim Canaanite ancestry, and therefore demand reparations from Israel for their genocide of my people.
I'm Polish, Scottish, Irish, and Slavic... what do I get?
Screwed.
Your British half should also pay reparations to our Irish half.
My family is mostly Polish. Where do I get in line?
This is the worst Polack joke ever.
As a German descendent I demand reparations for mistreatment after WW1 otherwise I might get pissed off and start an even worse war. Unfortunately I'm also partly French and Dutch (because I'm an American mutt) so I'll need to invade myself.
Edit: oh yeah I just remembered that those Pasta Americans invaded my ancestral home of Germania so send me free spaghetti.
aktually that never happened you bigot.
Cenk told me it never happened! Would the Young Turks lie to me?!!
(Of course fren. This whole post is full of politically incorrect sarcasm and jokes and I've loved every bit of it.)
As a slavic ukranian, I demand the Turks compensate me for the enslavement of my ancestors 1000 years ago. Frankly, I'm still feeling the harmful effects.
Impossible. The 1619 project told me that Americans invented slavery.
I have a single Spanish ancestor, I demand reparations from every Muslim for their seven century occupation and enslavement of Spain.
Ha, nice try, that isn't a real word.
The rabbit hole goes deeper. From what I heard, Rhode Island isn't even a real island!
Ha ha ha you win, that one is too good.
I have all three bloodlines running through me (Italian, Irish, and English, among others). What now? CHECKMATE, DRUMPHTARD!
And just to be clear, that last part was /s.
Being Irish, you can take pride in knowing a potato was elected President.
Are you implying that POTATUS was not legitimately elected!? How dare you, sir. How dare you!
My ancestry is Irish, Welsh, German, and Native American. I deserve so much reparations it's not even funny.
Everyone has wronged me, including my own people, so I demand reparations from everyone.
But I'm not asking for much: $1 from every person should suffice. The equivalent value in gold is also acceptable.
"There can be only one!"
Blacks can have theirs as soon as the Irish get theirs. Simple as that.
Never. Africa is the cradle of civilization. All of this oppression stems from Black privilege! They need to pay everyone. Now.
As a person of Roman-English ancestry I am not responsible for my ancestors sins nor great accomplishments.
I am merely their descendant.
Otherwise all the lands of their inheritance belong to me.
Edit: GET BACK TO WORK, LAZY PEONS!!
edit 2: since I'm a literal descendant of the real Pocahontas (really. direct.) Elizabeth Warren owes me 10 billion dollars in cultural appropriation damages. Time to open up another casino for the tribe.
You forgot to demand reperations from the scandinavians. Ever wonder why some of yall have blonde or red hair? Thank a viking.
No, see. Because wypipo
Italians have decided to settle out of court
https://youtu.be/uvPbj9NX0zc
Ummm Roman's were not the Italians.
HAHAHAHA
LMAO
I demand that once reparations checks go out that those finances are used tyo pay the service members on BOTH sides that fought and died during the civil war to get this whole freedom for all started.