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phantom50 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dr. Science, here. It is often overlooked that early Darwinian texts posited that early, transitional reptiles wore masks to break free from their cursed bodies that required gills, thus forming modern lungs as we know them today. The reptiles knew that by wearing 7-masks they could hydrate their "new gills" or "gills v2.0" sufficiently enough to live outside the ocean and disgusting lake water (fish poop in it) and conquer land, where there we no cats and the streets were filled with cheese. Darwin also posited that Epstein didn't kill himself.

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DanIsSwell [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

The science books have hidden so much from us!