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Scuffers 43 points ago +43 / -0

Is that now an assault-rifle?

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KYMAGApatriot1 [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lol

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clearly a new type of even more dangerous weapon: a battery shotgun. We need to ban firearms with metal barrels, as the barrels can be used as bludgeoning weapons, which are basically just dull bayonets.

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Voiceofreason72 31 points ago +31 / -0

Saving ammo. Good job Gramps

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_-Th0r-_ 14 points ago +14 / -0

I hope it didn’t hurt the wooden stock.

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Voiceofreason72 10 points ago +10 / -0

Probably walnut, it'll be fine lol.

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Winning_Bigly 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m curious if this counts in the gun violence deaths.

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PantsJihad 6 points ago +6 / -0

It'll be a COVID death.

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Voiceofreason72 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most likely added to the stats. Also likely listed as cov too

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Tommyjet 21 points ago +21 / -0

Dad always said not to waste good ammo on stupid shit.

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muddobber 9 points ago +9 / -0

Betting a China dollar intruder was black or illegal mexican.

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Idontknohow2meme 12 points ago +13 / -1

He could have injured his own wife if he shot the attacker. Smart thinking.

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Trooph-Hurts 12 points ago +13 / -1

Jogger?

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 19 points ago +19 / -0

He was was speedwalking to church you bigot.

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Trooph-Hurts 7 points ago +8 / -1

I’m not the bigot.... but an trying to point out it’s these peaceful little snow bunnies that go around hurting EIGHTY TWO years olds and small children, and then dismiss these EVIL little bastards wrong doings by saying they were just out jogging!

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Dman82 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you missed the joke. Unless I am missing something .

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Trooph-Hurts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe :)

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep, just innocently jogging with his skittles n arizona tea.

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Trooph-Hurts 5 points ago +5 / -0

We needs to make satire commercials where joggers are out getting their excessive and just randomly start robbing stores and attacking people! It would be a hoot

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buco 6 points ago +6 / -0

Another jogger bites the dust.

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Trooph-Hurts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Scoreboard

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NukeTheNarrative 4 points ago +5 / -1

Isn't it always?

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KYMAGApatriot1 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. He came to the door wanting something and attacked his wife.

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe he misplaced his jogging hammer and was going door to door asking if anyone had seen it.

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KYMAGApatriot1 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah. Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt.

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MrPoorRichard 9 points ago +9 / -0

House escapes undamaged...smart

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Lurker404 6 points ago +6 / -0

See? Biden was right all along! Buy a shotgun!

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoot through the door and shoot them in the leg, were also suggested by the floating head Buydem.

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GarudaDarkblack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Smart thinking. Ammo isn't cheap and is hard to come by. Don't waste it on a soy boy when blunt force trauma will do the job.

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GoodvsEvil2 5 points ago +7 / -2

he couldnt find ammo to buy.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate to think that there are veterans who haven't prepared years ago.

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mimefortheblind 4 points ago +4 / -0

Smart man... price of buckshott these days.... Besides, you wanna listen to her complain about the shot up drapes?

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bluebahloo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ammo's expensive.

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NeverTwitterer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope im still that bad ass at 82

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BasedTemplar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of that scene in Punisher where Frank hits that pedophile twice with his own double barrel and breaks both his arms. Metal af.

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Loiuzein 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember, always confirm the kill. If you let them live then they will ruin your life.

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bluebahloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cause of death: based force trauma.

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darkgwalchmei 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The intruder /aggressor later died of his injuries." Fixed

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LoobintheToobin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Butt stroke to the head and HOLD!! Props and Prayers to this Patriot.

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wow_a_conservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure the case could be made for "Assault with a deadly weapon" depending on the attackers skin color and the Vet's voting record.

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Truelies 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was not loaded.... If it was it would be called insurrection....

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LibertarianXian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drag the body outside to the porch just in case

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ancroidubh 2 points ago +2 / -0

I so love a happy ending!

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wethedownvoted 2 points ago +2 / -0

don't want to get hepatitis all over the carpet

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borscht-nazi 1 point ago +5 / -4

That headline... An intruder was attacking his wife? Whose wife? His own wife? Who's the victim that died?

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KYMAGApatriot1 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

An intruder attacked the vet’s wife. The victim who died was the intruder whose head the vet bashed in.

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +2 / -2

Why was the intruder the victim then?

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KYMAGApatriot1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not best choice to use. I should have said the intruder died.

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Rockhad10 1 point ago +1 / -0

The victim? Who writes this shit. The elders were the victims.

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KYMAGApatriot1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

As I replied to someone else, that was my bad choice of wording. Should have just said intruder died. Obviously he was not the victim and I didn’t realize it when I posted it. My bad.

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Rockhad10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay, didn’t read all the replies. Honest mistake

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KYMAGApatriot1 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would have posted the link but everyone hates Fox News so I just summarized. I am done with them and have deleted my app. But I stroll on line because they still post stories relevant to us. We need to be kept informed. OANN is my favorite, but they are still growing and aren’t always up-to-date.