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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

Harold. It's Dorsey. Jack Dorsey. You're my lawyer so I think you should know I've banned a lot of people. That chick, the one from the Star Wars show that everybody liked. Some conservative pundits like Dan Bongino, maybe five or ten. I banned about 70,000 QAnon accounts. And uuh uh some- man, some faggot with a pillow. I uh banned James O'Keefe and Project Veritas accounts. I had to. They were exposing media and leftist corruption. And um someone else, I can't remember, maybe a General. He's banned too. And uh, I banned Sidney Powell and Ben Garrison. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've banned maybe a hundred thousand, maybe two hundred thousand conservatives. I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of them have seen the tapes. I.. I uh...I even banned the President of the United States. Tonight I had to just ban a lot of people! And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. So uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So if you get back tomorrow I'll meet you up at Harry's Bar, so keep your eyes open. [Wakes up, gets away with it.]