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AKGG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now this is just common sense! Well done young man!

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Range4harry 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now you need to plug in the USB

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SomaticallySpeaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

Self sanitizing? 😳

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TrumpWonByALandslide 5 points ago +5 / -0

Immune to COVID but susceptible to suffocation

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TaterNubbz [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah air is nice, but what if you get the sniffles hmmm?

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1DontTreadOnMe1 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love this place.

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SomaticallySpeaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

:cracks open a can of top shelf air:

"What's wrong, snowflake...?"

:pours it into the room:

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jennyfrutex 4 points ago +4 / -0

Finally, I see someone who respects the sCiENcE!

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude, you need at least 13 more masks, otherwise you are killing grandma!

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Trubs 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a lot of virtue! Congrats!

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MichaelStewart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope, still gots'ta check ya ass-hole.

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TaterNubbz [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

:Sigh:

At least in the third year of Bidens presidency, we are forced... Err, I mean given mandatory hourly anal swabs. Covid will be gone some day and we'll all thank Joe

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Jmricht 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then, you’ll be hurting the environment for disposing of them and wearing a new carton.

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loooooof 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in Cucknecticut. That amount is rookie numbers.

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CaptainRumington 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, you fool! Now the China Virus is going to have to infect more people to settle the influx of power in the ecosystem. To balance it out.

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Scot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better be careful walking past a graveyard. With that many masks you'll be bringing strangers back to life.

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Trilby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stay safe!

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Duke65 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have the eyes of Hunter Biden too.

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TaterNubbz [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait til you see my penis

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Duke65 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh, no thanks Hunter.

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fauci said that you need one more to be a good citizen.

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Beeferson 1 point ago +1 / -0

you need 1 more

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Independenceforever 0 points ago +1 / -1

I hear the lead pill makes you immune faster.

Death cult worship just ain't for me.

Funny tho.

Strange times my friend.