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Donkeyballs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shake down.

Geez, it would be a shame if the murder rate increased.

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slywolff2010 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's just mugging with extra steps

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BlackLivesMurder 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just pay the gun owners not to shoot and you've solved the gun crisis...

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Donkeyballs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only the criminals get paid. Legal gun owners, who committed no crimes get the gas chamber.

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Filo76 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you subsidize something you get more of it.

Paying people not to commit crime will only produce more criminals who want to get paid not to commit crime.

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL I was going to say this. How do I prove I'm a criminal deserving of pay if I haven't killed anyone yet?

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

And guess what happens when you refuse to pay them.

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JEARS 5 points ago +5 / -0

They could just cook the books like they already do for other crimes. Here in my city if you get robbed they report it as "lost property" and the police will , if they feel like it and you go to the station , sign an insurance form for you. Doesn't matter if you saw the suspect take your property, it is " lost ". Be prepared to get shit if you insist on bothering them with an incident report. So great news, property theft is way down, but dang people sure are losing alot of stuff.

Remember this when you see the official crime stats.....its way worse than you think. In fact many major police departments have been caught cooking their books to under report crime.

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DefendTheInnocent 4 points ago +4 / -0

A Chicago cop advised people to look at the murder rate to judge crime, since that is the only crime where there is a dead body and mourning, angry large circle of people that make it difficult to cook the books on. The amount by which the US-normed murder rate diverges from the US-normed robbery rate is a good measure of how crooked the police administration in a city is.

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Rerun1Central 3 points ago +3 / -0

we listen to retarded high school truants for Climate Change. Why not listen to ex-con murderers on how to fix crime! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Rerun1Central 3 points ago +3 / -0

how about we execute all current and former felons with a 2nd degree murder charge or worse... simple, fair, done

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't kill three people this week. At $5000 each you owe me $15,000 sucka.

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Isolated_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is their primary argument for UBI, they just won't always come out and admit it.

"If we pay them then they will stop murdering and raping us!" Is a tale as old as time itself.

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TrumpFan26 3 points ago +3 / -0

i will pay you.is lead good?i have lots.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

So welfare.....?

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PapaPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Negotiating with and then paying terrorists

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Rockhad10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better yet, just pay them to kill the proper people. The ones who are keeping your city down as a rat infested shit hole. We know who they are, bonus payment for taking out this creepy creep with the pay not to murder idea.

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indigo_truther 2 points ago +2 / -0

i really want to see them collect from people who don't uphold their end

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've actually been doing this.

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Pepedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmmm... that seems.... I don't know illegal and extortionate. What are they? Vikings?

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, that'll work.

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womp_squared 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't take this fucking world anymore.

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ancroidubh 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think there should be an open season on them. That will end the problem even faster and cheaper. In fact, the revenue from tag sales could make money for the city and state,

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Rickshawrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two years from retirement and they did him like that. That's such bullshit.

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm all for paying killers to lower the murder rate.... jail them and pay them 10 cents an hour for prison labor

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just think: Baltimore will also only have to pay 50 people per 100,000! It won't be that expensive, bros! That's only 300 checks they'll have to write!