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slangin_paint 229 points ago +230 / -1

This must be some more of that unity they keep talking about

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AnEndgamePawn 108 points ago +108 / -0

When they say unity, they mean conformity. When they say heal, they mean obey.

You can't change my mind

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KaliyugaNavigator 44 points ago +44 / -0

Heal == Heel

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TrumpAndGodWin 12 points ago +12 / -0

When they say virus, they mean us.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wouldn't try. I navigate by assuming the opposite of what they say is true. Then when I say the opposite to myself and it makes no sense to anyone whatsoever then I know they are saying what they actually mean.

For example, "We will change this country fundamentally forever." Ok the opposite: we will never change this country. OK that makes no sense for someone to say that and therefore they mean and intend exactly what they said.

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QuietSpark 16 points ago +19 / -3

The German’s wanted unity too.

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TacoBot 10 points ago +11 / -1

You will accept my unity and peace if I have to shove it down your throat until you choke on it.

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booblitchutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh but don't you see? You can't have unity with "hate". "hate" is so abhorrent that everything is justifiable as long as you claim to be fighting against it.

Even when you are the only source of negativity.

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splink 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kinda like how Muslim "peace" means complete submission.