I'd add a new tick to the gauge and label it "I'm taking my kids out of your racist-ass school right now"

What if you are white and get up everyday, take care of your kids, go to work, pay taxes, and have never been on government assistance. What level of whiteness is that?

Rate my whiteness?! I'm so white I'm lily white muthafucka!

Every parent that got this should pull their child from that school.

fuk black krapp

"Ethnography of whiteness"... More coded, 'woke', phraseology faggotry.

Send it back shredded in a Ziploc bag with a note that says "I'm coming in today, the principal will be calling you shortly."

Every time?

I would just take a picture of my dick and send it back