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AlohaSnackbar 58 points ago +58 / -0

CO2 capture systems are the newest thing

That's weird, I have multiple CO2 capture systems in my yard, and they've been here for decades. Best part is, in the fall, they make apples.

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infowarlord 22 points ago +22 / -0

We need to get rid of all the CO2 so the trees can grow! 🤡🤡🤡

That, and water them with Brawndo. It’s what plants crave!

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9_Milli_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

My sisters tarded and shes a jet pilot.

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momspaghetti 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lots of tards go on to live really kickass lifes. My ex wife was a tard.... she's a pilot now.

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1775Concord 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idiocracy should be required viewing .

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MagaHippie88 6 points ago +7 / -1

KEK <3 MAGA2021

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MAGASquatch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got some CO2 suckers in my backyard, too. But no apples; mostly crabgrass.

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OPsMom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe if we controlled our CO2 the apples would stay on the tree.

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +3 / -2

algae soaks up more CO2 than trees but the point is not to let it circulate in the environment.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +0 / -0

Hemp is great too. In 6 months it grows to the ability to soak up as much CO2 as it takes trees 30 years to grow that much.

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

not nearly as prevalent as algae. plus I dislike useless potheads, we dont need more of them.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hemp doesn't get you high. It also doesn't grow in the ocean, just like algae doesn't grow on land.

This is not either / or.

Highway departments are considering planting stuff for exactly this purpose along highways, it should be at least as effective as hemp. Instead, what they're looking at spending money on would take 15 years to begin helping.

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menchelke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well funny, industrial hemp isn't the cannabis people smoke.