The shittier one is my cousin that's a lineman.

Company wide conference call:

"We've been getting so many death threats that we recommend that if you have a carry license, you carry a firearm. If you don't have a license, we recommend you also carry a firearm."

Then they've been getting harassed literally everywhere like it's their fault the power doesn't work. Yeah, you dumbass. The lineman is responsible for you not having power, not the power company that decided ng was too expensive so they turned off the power station or the "green energy" that you wanted for the fee-fees that are covered in ice and falling over from the weight.