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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 39 points ago +39 / -0

"What do you think, are those M&Ms or Skittles on my son's cock?"

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Buck_Fiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mr. Pwesident! What flavor did your son get? Peanut or plain?

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I_lost_harold_holt 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Plain, I'm allergic to peanuts...."