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hiddensfinger 11 points ago +11 / -0

reduce carbon emissions by containing them inside your garage.

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codesherpa 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is good advice. Garden hose attached to tailpipe, looped back through a tiny slit in the car window for maximum efficiency. It's all about being green. We each must do our part.

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PatriotSkorzeny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fun fact: this was the beginning of the Aktion Reinhard camps.

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codesherpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the real Nazis survived WWII, they'd probably use environmentalism as another excuse to kill people. Call it something diabolical like carbon reduction, or a carbon offset.

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

They would call the Texans "useless heaters"

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EvilGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's really scary is the people pushing masks on everyone are the same people that want to be in charge of where you can live, how you get around and what you can eat.

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Trump2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey OP, 4chan always 404's

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Data 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, you can't hotlink to 4chan. Noob mistake.

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JennaDenver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wat. Omg. 4chan deleted it?

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine having to explain that this is satire.

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PatriotTech 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny but disagree about oven. You can use your oven to heat for 4 hour bursts , 450-500 degrees, with 3 hour breaks to cool oven off, inbetween for heat. Works if you close off all rooms except the one you are occupying. Best to be sunny side room, 2nd story if possible.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

At first I thought, “nobody is that stupid”

But liberals have proved me wrong in the past...

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crimsonfancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Light cow farts for heat.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

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GreatHumungous 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣💦