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ObongoForPrison2020 48 points ago +52 / -4

Young white women are encouraged to go through a mudshark or sand jogger phase to prove their devotion to the woke cause.

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BigIronBigIron 30 points ago +30 / -0

10 years later

"How come these good marriage material guys aren't interested in me?"

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antiniggerthesis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who has that screenshot of tinder and the chick is like:

“I have a son, he is my world”

Dude: oh, ok. Can I see a picture of the little fella?

Chick: *posts picture of half black toddler*

Dude: bye

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

And don't forget to pick up STD's along the way, because when you accept people without checking them, you open yourself up to a WORLD of bad kharma.

And those STD's they bring? They wanna share with the rest of the class! ;D

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Final_Arbiter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably right. But I think we can all agree that we can throw those huge fucking land wales with sausage fingers, neck rolls and huge FUPAS over to the joggers as a bone to keep them occupied. Ain't nobody in their right mind climbing up on that fucking lard ass and finding a hole.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

No joke, that's like literally their hazing ritual.