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The_General_Patton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine you're a young shop owner and 10 years from now you're selling something you sell costs 5 dollars and one of these little common core casualties gives you 4 $1 Dollar Bills. You'd be like...

Shopkeeper: "You're a little short."

Millenial: "What do you mean?"

Shopkeeper: "It's 5 dollars."

Millenial: "Right."

Shopkeeper: "Well, this is not $5."

Millenial: "How do you figure? I gave you 4 ones. 2 + 2 = 5."

Shopkeeper: "No, it equals 4."

Millenial: "HAH!?"

Shopkeeper: You owe me a dollar.

Millenial: "But it says $5. I'll sue you for false advertising."

Shopkeeper: "You'll probably win, too... just take it."

Millenial: Yeah, that's what I thought, RACIST!"