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Resident Joe: C'mon Man, Pay Murderers Not To Murder (media.patriots.win) 🥾🔨 BURN, LOOT, MURDER 🔨🥾
posted ago by ENVYNITAZ ago by ENVYNITAZ +72 / -1
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– AmericanJawa 11 points ago +11 / -0

As someone who has never killed anyone, how much money do I get for continuing to not kill people?

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– p1smo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry, law-abiding citizens don't qualify to enter.

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– IndependentRando 3 points ago +3 / -0

You win -$5,000 and 100 hrs community service, if you gathered for Thanksgiving.

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– ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

yer stimulus is in the mail komrade . . .

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– thunderpussy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think they call this "extortion"......

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– ENVYNITAZ [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

hey Fren

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– DefKon1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it illegal to pay for murder?...🤔🇺🇸

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– scrobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Paying them money not to murder, so it's more like racketeering....Capital punishment is the better option in my opinion.

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– MakinBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

gotcha, so he's an insurance salesman, bet he could get a small business loan too.

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– DefKon1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but if you hire someone who has already murdered not to murder again isn't that like subsidizing the first murder?🤔🇺🇸

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– ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

hey . . . joe b bizzy . . .

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– RiffFantastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

This was wildly successful in Richmond, CA. The white ladies there ate it up like it was the best thing ever. Surprisingly the murder rate did fall though.

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– IndependentRando 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure they were just "COVID deaths." They also reported record low prison populations, after releasing them on the streets by the thousands.

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– Dirk_Diggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

So pay a ransom in advance? Lol, no.

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– ENVYNITAZ [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

KEK

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– Nephrum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I pay in lead?

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– ENVYNITAZ [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

pay as you go Patriot . . .

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– Leuraness 2 points ago +2 / -0

How did London solved their knife problems? Well at the moment anyway.

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– ENVYNITAZ [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

butter knives are bad . . . m'kay

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