Not that funny. It's already being done in communities in California and has dropped the crime rate because why kill when you get free money to do fuck all
Fucking look at the big brains on this mother fucker. I can see his cerebellum it's so huge. Holy shit. It must have taken him ages to come up with such a sound economic policy. Fuck me. Clearly no one is on this man's level.
Lol
Not that funny. It's already being done in communities in California and has dropped the crime rate because why kill when you get free money to do fuck all
"Next in line please..."
"Yo."
"So have you shot, strangled, poisoned, or stabbed anyone this week?"
"Nope."
"How about rape? Did you do any raping or pillaging this week?"
"Wait. I'm supposed to get paid if I don't kill anyone. No one said anything about raping and pillaging."
It is, just with extra steps
Or you could just kill the criminals
GIBS
Looks like the sort of theory that you'd find at your modern day sociology class
Fucking look at the big brains on this mother fucker. I can see his cerebellum it's so huge. Holy shit. It must have taken him ages to come up with such a sound economic policy. Fuck me. Clearly no one is on this man's level.
This man views the world as though he's outside of our very universe. Controlling the fate of galaxies with thoughts as profound as these.
How would we know who the killers are in order to pay them, if nobody if killing anyone because they get paid not too???
So sure we will pay killers to not kill, unless they do kill, then they get locked up, but unless you kill, you can't get paid
Catch 22 bitches