The climate is turning colder and we’re on the verge of a little ice-age due to the misguided efforts of the environmentalists fighting global warming. In five years we won’t have enough CO2 to warm the planet enough to sustain life. We should declare an “approaching ice-age” emergency and immediately repeal all environmental regulations passed in the past 20 years.

EDIT: All the serious replies to this tongue-in-cheek post illustrates why we lose. Arguing facts is much less effective than if we got out in front of cameras and screamed about the catastrophic cold caused by those evil democrats who have deprived plants of their life sustaining CO2 causing an alarming plunge in global temperature that is literally killing people as we watch.