The climate is turning colder and we’re on the verge of a little ice-age due to the misguided efforts of the environmentalists fighting global warming. In five years we won’t have enough CO2 to warm the planet enough to sustain life. We should declare an “approaching ice-age” emergency and immediately repeal all environmental regulations passed in the past 20 years.
EDIT: All the serious replies to this tongue-in-cheek post illustrates why we lose. Arguing facts is much less effective than if we got out in front of cameras and screamed about the catastrophic cold caused by those evil democrats who have deprived plants of their life sustaining CO2 causing an alarming plunge in global temperature that is literally killing people as we watch.
While I agree that the OP is a misinformed one, there's also this:
We've been approaching a Solar Grand Minimum for decades now, which funnily enough leads to jet stream blocking, causing the jet streams to move in a more meandering circuit and less straight, due to less energy entering the atmosphere from the Sun. This also causes the polar vortex to move southward because the jet stream isn't blocking that.
That's the cause of the strange weather we're having.
Not too much CO2.
Not too little CO2.
But Solar Grand Minimum.
I said words that actually have backing from observable reality. Data that takes into account solar forcing, not the intellectually bankrupt 'climate science' the left tends to spew which ignores the Sun and attributes that data to man-made reasons.