I stopped eating those vile pieces of crap years ago but I gotta admit this commercial makes me want to try one after all these years. What say you pedes, anyone here want to let me eat one of these out of your unhygienic mouths like a hairy, whiskered baby bird with halitosis? I'll try not to bang my teeth against yours real hard or irreparably bite the fuck out of your tongue but no promises.
I stopped eating those vile pieces of crap years ago but I gotta admit this commercial makes me want to try one after all these years. What say you pedes, anyone here want to let me eat one of these out of your unhygienic mouths like a hairy, whiskered baby bird with halitosis? I'll try not to bang my teeth against yours real hard or irreparably bite the fuck out of your tongue but no promises.
Who could resist this offer?