First the rover must make sure that a portion of the “foreign aid” received on Mars will be paid out in charitable contributions. Then it must be confirmed those contributions will be made to the “correct” charities. Those charities are the ones that consist of a bank account number in Belize that is tied to the brother in law or nephew of certain US congressmen and senators, and those “representatives” are the same sleazeballs who earmarked the foreign aid in a pandemic relief bill in the first place.
That’s the game. Get in the game, Mars, and you could get billions in US tax dollars. Just make sure you remember where it came from.
My favorite Martians are kids, man.
Standing next to you makes me horney ask my daughter.. you're one good looking Martian!
On another note -- Mars just looks like the drive from L.A. to Vegas.
Mars Rover finds 100k 2024 Alien mail in votes for Biden.
Gender studies for Mars germs.
looks like Arizona to me
Red planet probably flipped blue, too
Zoom in! There, near the base of the hill! Those are suitcases of ballots for Biden, aren't they?
The background's a little blurry, has that guy cleaned the lense yet today?
in a way, it’s true
whatever they find, they will make sure to conclude that it was earth-like before it got struck by global warming
Waiting for the "COVID death totals on Mars" stat to start.
Lol
Dude it’s Perseverance...
I think that is actually Curiosity. It's still rolling around out there, too.
Works better and longer than every other government program, benefit, and employee. Imagine that!
Fake.
I would t be surprised if it discovered some boxes of trump ballots or maybe a mail in ballot drop box up there.
*Perseverance or 'Percy' if you want tto go with the unofficial NASA name...
First the rover must make sure that a portion of the “foreign aid” received on Mars will be paid out in charitable contributions. Then it must be confirmed those contributions will be made to the “correct” charities. Those charities are the ones that consist of a bank account number in Belize that is tied to the brother in law or nephew of certain US congressmen and senators, and those “representatives” are the same sleazeballs who earmarked the foreign aid in a pandemic relief bill in the first place.
That’s the game. Get in the game, Mars, and you could get billions in US tax dollars. Just make sure you remember where it came from.
God I fucking hate Washington DC.
Someone please make sure Congress sees this masterpiece
Look at that. No BLM, no Antifa, no trannies, no liberals. Must be peaceful. Can I get a one way ticket.