First the rover must make sure that a portion of the “foreign aid” received on Mars will be paid out in charitable contributions. Then it must be confirmed those contributions will be made to the “correct” charities. Those charities are the ones that consist of a bank account number in Belize that is tied to the brother in law or nephew of certain US congressmen and senators, and those “representatives” are the same sleazeballs who earmarked the foreign aid in a pandemic relief bill in the first place.
That’s the game. Get in the game, Mars, and you could get billions in US tax dollars. Just make sure you remember where it came from.
First the rover must make sure that a portion of the “foreign aid” received on Mars will be paid out in charitable contributions. Then it must be confirmed those contributions will be made to the “correct” charities. Those charities are the ones that consist of a bank account number in Belize that is tied to the brother in law or nephew of certain US congressmen and senators, and those “representatives” are the same sleazeballs who earmarked the foreign aid in a pandemic relief bill in the first place.
That’s the game. Get in the game, Mars, and you could get billions in US tax dollars. Just make sure you remember where it came from.
God I fucking hate Washington DC.