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Time be Racist and shit ⏰ (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by burrito ago by burrito +647 / -0
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biggerthanpluto 39 points ago +40 / -1

She only likes big black clocks.

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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StartAgain 9 points ago +9 / -0

LOL

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fthecoup 9 points ago +9 / -0

How much time would it take for the ghettopotamus to eat a whole fried chicken?

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quicker than a cat can lick it's ass!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

You win.

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empiretc 28 points ago +28 / -0

thought that was Stacy for a second, LOL

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deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
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Swolehas 1 point ago +4 / -3

they all look the same. Makes you think

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FinlandForTrump 25 points ago +25 / -0

She probably thinks gravity is racist, too

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plastic_Strawman 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol. I misread gravity as gravy. Which I'm sure she thinks is delicious.

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jujufumpkins 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gravity is definitely keeping her down.

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Filo76 5 points ago +5 / -0

Incorrect. I believe the earth is starting to revolve around HER center of mass.

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jujufumpkins 13 points ago +13 / -0

C'mon man, she's probably had issues since girth ... I mean birth.

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Swolehas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you say gravy?

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BasedRetard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or calories.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 13 points ago +13 / -0

Today I learned being slow, fat, and lazy doesn't make me constantly late, it makes me a victim of racismmmzzzzz.

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MAG_n_KAG 11 points ago +11 / -0

"White people and their...shuffles deck, pulls out card....living within the fourth dimesion!"

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Shaffro 11 points ago +11 / -0

She is just mad because she don't have enough time in the day to stuff her fat face.

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whippeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’s also probably really lazy and late for everything

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jimbo_slice1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

That fat slob has to be related to Stacey “the tank” Abraham’s.

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Bearing51 8 points ago +8 / -0

I vaguely remember reading this dumbshit "article". If I recall correctly, her arguments were that black people traditionally show up late for work and, instead of changing their ways to actually show up on time, they apply the race card to time itself.

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whippeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s also a crock of shit

Japan is ruthlessly punctual and they are >99% not white

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Klown_Schwab 1 point ago +1 / -0

honorary aryans

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Coprolite 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are determined that everything is absolutely the best that it can be. Honestly being on time is easy and if you are consistently on time when shit happens that you can't control like a semi breaking down and blocking the road and you are stuck in traffic for 35min its not a huge deal.

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PotatoJoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well we know she thinks cheeseburgers are not racist since it is apparent they love each other very much

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otistoole 6 points ago +7 / -1

Please link me to this article so everyone i know can laugh at it. Then cry. Then puke

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otistoole 5 points ago +6 / -1

Thanks. I do appreciate it. But DAMN that is probably the stupidest shit i ever read in my life. It started at 'gender studies professor' and just went downhill from there

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loverat 12 points ago +12 / -0

You misspelt "lard".

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ExileOnRedditStreet 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought when dey waz kangs n sheeit, they invented time.

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becky21k1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've said this before but everything is racist now, literally everything, from pollution to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm shocked nobody's come out claiming that just breathing is racist because it's stealing the black man's oxygen.

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MikeOxbig007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bitch ate the clock!

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Clabber 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had to look up the article too. Martial arts classes are racist too, and if you are eating Mexican or Chinese food for dinner tonight.....you'd better check your privilege. Here is another link to asinine article. https://www.thecollegefix.com/rutgers-professor-even-the-concept-of-time-is-racist/

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crazyjackel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Natural concepts are racist now.

Time is a white supremacist.

Gravity is an uncle tom.

Space is a neo-Nazi.

Electromagnetic Force is a Trump supporter.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Winter is Mussolini

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POPOPO 2 points ago +2 / -0

just another BLACK FAT SLOB!

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know I'm going to regret this, but morbid curiosity is going to drive me to go read that article.

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Dremux 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Africana studies"... what's that supposed to be? We waz Kangz and Whitey is da Devil 101?

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course it is. It’s on time, all the time.

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Racist not getting to work on time➡️Racist unemployment ➡️Racist poverty➡️Racist crime. It's all White Supremacist Timex's fault.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget, deadlines are racist, but only for black people. If a white person misses the deadline imposed by his/her black boss, he/she is obviously racist for challenging his/her authority.

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Ariel125 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m never showing up to work or a meeting on time ever again 👏 🥳

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trudeau_is_a_faggot 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's going on in this thr-

OH LAWD!

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codefender 2 points ago +2 / -0

This stupid person teaches others to be equally or more stupid. That is more concerning to me than the stupidity of this statement.

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TrumpRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

nah i would say time is black. Its constantly taking from you and you'll never get it back.

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Vejete 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like the only time she's thinking about is dinner time.

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I grew up Mormon, and we joked about a thing called “Mormon standard time” where you show up 10-15 minutes late for church activities. It isn’t just black people who show up late. They’re just the only people complaining about how other people want them on time and they blame other people for being upset when they show up late.

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0815 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the hell hires morons like that as professors? Course Topics include: Where to get the best fried chicken? Regional differences explained! Why do women having kids with black man will end up on welfare? Why are black fat asses the new fashion in comparison to trained black asses in the 90ies? Guest speaker SirMixaLot explains! Are pants with belt loops and leather belts signs of white supremacy? Did Clayton Bigsby wear a belt? 50 reasons why sneakers produced by asian slaves are preferred by descendents of african slaves. Why is getting them through mostly peaceful protesting the race appropriate way? Why do we wear jeans made from white cotton fibers? Can black scientists create naturally black cotton fibers? Why will I get diabetes type II from all these KFC bisquits or are Eggo Waffles and Aunt Jememia to blame? Damn, I should apply at that faculty as well😂

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TheTrumpDimension 2 points ago +2 / -0

she only says that because all the fried "chiggin" grease from kfc/popeyes is gonna end her life real soon

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Hillarys_Ballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile in the Humanities department, as NASA explores Mars....

Male and female are evil spell words Math is coconut + mango = tree Time is white and sheeet

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Purple_Drank 2 points ago +2 / -0

She probably functions solely on BPT

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failsafe2111 2 points ago +2 / -0

what a dumb cunt.

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Wintergreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try that line on the next hooker you hire. Amirite?

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Oback_Barama 2 points ago +2 / -0

associate professor of women’s and gender studies and Africana studies

And I’m assistant night manager at the Amish computer institute.

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UnlikelyWolverine 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only time she knows is dinner time.

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daryljames_Canada 1 point ago +1 / -0

black people always late .. time is racist .. duhh .. problem solved ... stupid whiteys always being on time an sheeiiiitt

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Homemade-Soap 1 point ago +1 / -0

I knew we'd reach this point eventually.

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RoBatten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Geez, she ain't missed too many meals . . . I wonder how many buffets she's been banned from?

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Limited time at the all you can eat counter.

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Stacey Abrams ever ate that Yamiche broad from PBS, it would look just like this.

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Xanisor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm surprised she isn't a professor in fat studies too.

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randylaheydidit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clocks. With their racist white faces and black hands. Smh

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ABDaveOh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just cause you cant tell time or read a clock doesnt make the rest of us racist. If you didnt waste so much time gluing your hair in the morning maybe youd be on time.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is about the fifth thing I have seen today that I cannot tell if it is a shit post or not.

The clown world is too much.

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Sour_Limey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfect excuse for eating too many meals a day.

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Trumpdidit 1 point ago +1 / -0

stacey abrams relative?

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anything that makes her life hard of requires her to lift her fat ass is racys.