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Pepsi Time. (media.patriots.win) THE RESISTANCE
posted ago by ModelMinority ago by ModelMinority +2494 / -4
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GameOnGlobalists 15 points ago +26 / -11

Yeah, how about we stop putting garbage in our bodies altogether? We're here having wet dreams of 1776, meanwhile being the weakest-ass, unhealthiest generation ever to live. If you don't respect your body, you have no respect for yourself, and are unfit to fulfill your role as a man in society.

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GameOnGlobalists 14 points ago +16 / -2

I commend you on your strawman.

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RetardMoron 6 points ago +10 / -4

That really was an embarrassing read.

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FAQ-REDDIT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Faygo REDPOP, pulled from the freezer, at just the right time to get a REDPOP SLUSH drink. The BEST hangover syrup on the planet earth.

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MICHIGANisRED 2 points ago +4 / -2

If I tell you soy is bad for you, which it is, do you want to put that down your gullet too?

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OldAndy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still do but very rarely. I'm a 53 yr old single man. I don't usually use it unless I have asian food which is quite rare.

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DaveMastor 2 points ago +2 / -0

The longest lifespans thing is a myth. The average lifespan was dragged down but the dramatically higher rates of death in childhood that humans used to have. As we all know from basic math, just a few small numbers significantly drag down an average.

People are living shorter, less healthier lives now; we're just better at keeping children alive.

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LowKeyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely correct. It is embarrassing to hear people rave about how long we are living now...we are sickly, squishy snowflakes compared to earlier generations....largely thanks to companies like Coca Cola and a lack of personal responsibility for our own health.

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CannonballJunior 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're mostly correct. Actually, counting only those who survived childhood, a greater percentage of people are indeed living to old age in recent times compared to the 1800's/medieval period/ancient romans/etc. But it's definitely true the differences in life expectancy now vs the past are mostly due to the high infant & child mortality rates that existed in the past, and if modern people could go back in time and visit, many of us would be surprised that elderly folk wouldn't be nearly as uncommon as assumed.

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Perrfekt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a Dr. Pepper addict. Got a recommendation for a replacement or do I just gotta suffer the frozen turkey? I'm wanting to get back into shape and get more energy but kinda stuck in the loop of "low energy>low motivation>low energy>..."

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NotQuiteHuman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Back in the day when men were MEN, everyone smoked.

Three packs a day, ya wusses, get on it.

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Forbidden_outcast 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ok Karen

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ShampocalypseWOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

I drink diet soda all the time and could physically rip you to shreds so I don't know what you're on about.