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posted ago by Grindelwald ago by Grindelwald +12 / -0

Everyone needs to stop ragging on Coke Cola. I have learned that Coke Cola is the cure for COVID 1984. The reason they are acting all diversity and weird is that they have limited supplies and are shipping the good stuff to Wuhan. It is believed best to bath in it for full effect.

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Jabblemonkey1 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, it's only effective vs. Wu Flu if you take it as an enema.

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myredditnameisfake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use mentos and make it a bubble bath

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Grindelwald [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

haha. you must have a lot of fun at home.