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TwistedSister 12 points ago +13 / -1

They should have been on your banned list long ago.

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20KAG20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good Year tire too. Never forget Good Years commie asses

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TwistedSister 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for reminding me. I had forgotten about them.

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The_Almighty_Kek 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why do people willingly drink that garbage anyway? I mean I get it you like the taste...but still...it's pretty much undisputed at this point that it's fuckin terrible for you.

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Barbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Coke is pretty good at washing down pizza grease. That’s about the only time I drink sodas these days. I drink a shit ton of coffee though, that’s my weakness.

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randomusers239874 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's degreaser... for your mouth.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh man I love coffee

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FusionRealm 7 points ago +7 / -0

ROFLMAO~

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MrGone 6 points ago +7 / -1

STOP DRINKING POISON.

FUCK!!!!!!!

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TraitorJoes [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

But... I mix it with my Jack Daniels, which is also poison … duh!

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't do the sweet drinks myself, by the time you get a buzz on it feels like you're about to go in diabetic coma. Lol, but to each their own

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MrGone 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy gets it

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would anyone drink soda; it's the next cigarette-level health scandal right under everyone's nose and yet people still chug it by the gallon.

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TonsOfSalt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soda --> Beetus --> Renal Failure = Good

Cigarettes --> Emphysema --> Lung Cancer = Bad

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Indianslost3-1lead 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't give a fuck about money. None of these woke companies do. It's about the fucking message, and no amount of "B-but muh investors/go woke get broke!" will change that. They are more than happy to tank their stocks and lose hundreds of millions, if not more, if it accelerates the advancement of global communism.

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever since the wallstreetbets GME thing, I've been wondering if someone is shorting these stocks right before they go woke and go broke.

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Chairman_Downlord 0 points ago +1 / -1

Cole is garbage regardless. To be fair though, thier stock has not gone down anywhere hear 50%

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +4 / -2

If you really want a soda, make your own. At the very least you wouldn't be putting straight-up poisons in your body.

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The_Almighty_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I enjoy a seltzer if I'm in the mood for something cold and fizzy.

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +2 / -2

With a few drops of lemon juice -- it's magical! We even make fizzy ice teas, very refreshing!

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DudePlayingaDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't buy things from racist cucks and commies.

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Tweedlethree 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is good for cleaning toilet bowls. I have always wondered what it did to peoples insides.

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Democrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cleans 'em

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Superpeded 1 point ago +1 / -0

RC cola master race!

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LookFatty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dumbasses gotta dumb..

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

50% is too low... Gotta get that number up.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just found out DANNON, Oikos, and Silk are owned by Coca Cola. Store brand yogurt from here on out. Wtf.

Edit: Capri Sun, Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee, Fanta, Five Alive, Full Throttle, Glacéau/Smart Water, Gold Peak Tea, HI-C, Mello Yello, Mr. Pibb, Minute Maid, Nestea, Schweppes, Seagrams, Simply Orange, Squirt, Tab

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Duke65 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't drink sodah anyhow. It's sweet tea for me.

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20KAG20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Easy enough. Dasani is garbage tap water and smart water is overpriced dipshit water.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just found out DANNON, Oikos, and Silk are owned by Coca Cola. Store brand yogurt from here on out. Wtf.

Capri Sun, Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee, Fanta, Five Alive, Full Throttle, Glacéau/Smart Water, Gold Peak Tea, HI-C, Mello Yello, Mr. Pibb, Minute Maid, Nestea, Schweppes, Seagrams, Simply Orange, Squirt, Tab

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GiveMe1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

It dropped 50%????

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Democrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never gets old.

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