If you need some guidelines, go dig up that old poster from the Smithsonian and just do the opposite of everything listed there. Being late to everything is a good start, but you'll also have to:
Stop valuing independence and autonomy/Stop relying on yourself (Report to your nearest welfare office for gibs)
Stop trying to emulate the nuclear family (A number of approaches to this, but can't go wrong with knocking up some whore and ditching her)
Stop thinking objectively/in terms of cause & effect (You don't really need to think about anything but what you're going to buy with your next gibs)
Expect success to be given to you; not achieved as a result of hard work (more GIBS)
Stop planning for the future/delaying gratification - (related, providing a better life for your children than what you had is peak white supremacy)
Stop being polite (ooga)
Stop avoiding conflict (booga)
There's more of course but I think these are the easiest to digest at first.
Do I also have to "unlearn" my internet knowledge and start being late to everything?
If you had to ask, you are too white. Try harder, be better, cracker jack.
If you need some guidelines, go dig up that old poster from the Smithsonian and just do the opposite of everything listed there. Being late to everything is a good start, but you'll also have to: Stop valuing independence and autonomy/Stop relying on yourself (Report to your nearest welfare office for gibs)
Stop trying to emulate the nuclear family (A number of approaches to this, but can't go wrong with knocking up some whore and ditching her)
Stop thinking objectively/in terms of cause & effect (You don't really need to think about anything but what you're going to buy with your next gibs)
Expect success to be given to you; not achieved as a result of hard work (more GIBS)
Stop planning for the future/delaying gratification - (related, providing a better life for your children than what you had is peak white supremacy)
Stop being polite (ooga)
Stop avoiding conflict (booga)
There's more of course but I think these are the easiest to digest at first.
I mean Ive embraced the last 2, namely because society is so dysfunctional that being uncivilized is the more sane option.
Why, do you want to be a woman?
never heard of BPT huh?