Sarcastic by guessing at how many brain cells i got? Shit even if i only had 2 brain cells that’s 2 more then he’s got lmao hows that for sarcastic 🤣🤣🤣
bumsfeld was a mediocre leader, but a Horrible person imho. We'll see. He definitely had some publishers behind him. You've piqued my interest with miracle berries. Are they elder, or another? I like unrefined sugar from cane, and stevia for sweetening.
And you are correct; Rumsfeld is an asshole. He used to be head of GD Searle who was the company trying to commercialize aspartame and very likely is responsible for having contacts with the FDA to try and shutdown approval for miracle berries a while back
I’ve always wondered how they tasted, but also wondered if they smelled bad because of the Monty Python insult “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”
Is that just the tree, or flowers that smell bad or something? Do they even smell bad?
That's hilarious! I miss the Monty Python Circus. I'm sure that was a gin reference. Elderberries were an ingredient sometimes used to sweeten the bitter juniper taste of gin. They're like wild blackberries without the thorns or big seeds. When ripe they make an amazing syrup. Strong antioxident.
There needs to be a class action lawsuit. Racial discrimination is illegal under current laws. Love to see them vocalize how these laws don't apply to white people in a court of law.
Employee: Can’t we do blackface instead?
Dis be da way.
It eez wat it eez
I hear it worked for Trudeau
Do I have to commit 54% of the violent crime???
80% of the ultraviolet crime
Didnt Obamacare put a tanning tax in it? 🤣
No tanning without preprestation!
Not sure, but I think they added a minimum age of 18 for tanning salons around the time of his presidency. Libs want children to look young longer
Has to be fake. Please be fake.
It's a 3D environment
Be less white and more orange
Orange is badass. Just saying.
the thing is, you don't have to be white in order to be orange
This is fake. 200% fake
Memes are not fake! Nor are they real. Rub a couple brain cells together and try to start a fire.
That’s a good idea jerkoff. Can i borrow your 2 brain cells? Fuckin idiot. The sign above the tanning bed is fake. Ur a dumbass
Chill! He was being wholly sarcastic on your dime.
Sarcastic by guessing at how many brain cells i got? Shit even if i only had 2 brain cells that’s 2 more then he’s got lmao hows that for sarcastic 🤣🤣🤣
Does that include walking out without paying?
das rayciss! If you say that you ain't black (please clap)
Wtf is that?
Something only big brains can comprehend
sunday's boomer facebook posts
Insider meme trading
It’s a white trash-inator.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indoor_tanning
What did I miss?!?!
What did I miss
Where does one start?
Imagine being in a coma since that night you saw Home Alone 2 with Trump in it in 1992
Cola is a great shade for guilt.
Kramer fell asleep in that.
"Try to be less white"? Kramer certainly did.
Coke may not realize it but I can drink rum and RC.
Feel the Burn. Lol
Ah, but which nonstandard coke is their biggest seller?
Vanilla Coke.
Checkmate, you virtue signaling cocksuckers! No one wants chocolate or raspberry. Gas stations have vanilla and orange.
My president is orange too
Ditto
I liked RC cola more anyways so fuck'em
Slather up in flavor enhanced aspartame lotion first! Yum cola.
Apparently Donald Rumsfeld is to thank for aspartame being used and not a natural sweetener like miracle berries
bumsfeld was a mediocre leader, but a Horrible person imho. We'll see. He definitely had some publishers behind him. You've piqued my interest with miracle berries. Are they elder, or another? I like unrefined sugar from cane, and stevia for sweetening.
It’s a berry that makes sour stuff taste sweet. About the size of an olive (with a pit) but taste like a mildly sweet raspberry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum
https://infogalactic.com/info/Synsepalum_dulcificum
And you are correct; Rumsfeld is an asshole. He used to be head of GD Searle who was the company trying to commercialize aspartame and very likely is responsible for having contacts with the FDA to try and shutdown approval for miracle berries a while back
https://archive.is/VJ26h
https://archive.is/bfus3
Thank you. Digging further. Elderberries are amazing also, but they're pea sized.
I’ve always wondered how they tasted, but also wondered if they smelled bad because of the Monty Python insult “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”
Is that just the tree, or flowers that smell bad or something? Do they even smell bad?
That's hilarious! I miss the Monty Python Circus. I'm sure that was a gin reference. Elderberries were an ingredient sometimes used to sweeten the bitter juniper taste of gin. They're like wild blackberries without the thorns or big seeds. When ripe they make an amazing syrup. Strong antioxident.
Lol so he was saying his father was a drunk?
Why it have to be Coke? I love Coca Cola usually have 1 a day.
Luckily wifey always wants to cut back on soda, guess we’ll make the leap.
That Seinfeld episode where Kramer is dating a black lady. :D
shoe polish works faster, ask pelosi during her dance days on soul train
There needs to be a class action lawsuit. Racial discrimination is illegal under current laws. Love to see them vocalize how these laws don't apply to white people in a court of law.
THEY don't, use the election as an example, that's why I'm pissed laws for thy but NOT for me, that's what dems say now
Lmao
Looks like cultural appropriation is back on the menu boys! Where's my pimp suit and hair pick?
don't buy this crap anymore.stop supporting them.
Can you make the tanning booth look like a coca cola can?
What did I miss?