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D_Plainview 45 points ago +46 / -1

Employee: Can’t we do blackface instead?

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Necrovoter 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dis be da way.

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OfficerNasty 13 points ago +13 / -0

It eez wat it eez

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Canlog96 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear it worked for Trudeau

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POPOPO 36 points ago +36 / -0

Do I have to commit 54% of the violent crime???

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Hanging_Chad 11 points ago +12 / -1

80% of the ultraviolet crime

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JackIsALarp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didnt Obamacare put a tanning tax in it? 🤣

No tanning without preprestation!

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not sure, but I think they added a minimum age of 18 for tanning salons around the time of his presidency. Libs want children to look young longer

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ImTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Has to be fake. Please be fake.

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okayokay 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a 3D environment

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Barrysstash 10 points ago +10 / -0

Be less white and more orange

Orange is badass. Just saying.

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suejeanne 2 points ago +2 / -0

the thing is, you don't have to be white in order to be orange

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RedPillMAGALegend 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is fake. 200% fake

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PepePedebone 3 points ago +6 / -3

Memes are not fake! Nor are they real. Rub a couple brain cells together and try to start a fire.

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RedPillMAGALegend -2 points ago +4 / -6

That’s a good idea jerkoff. Can i borrow your 2 brain cells? Fuckin idiot. The sign above the tanning bed is fake. Ur a dumbass

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rektspec 0 points ago +1 / -1

Chill! He was being wholly sarcastic on your dime.

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RedPillMAGALegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sarcastic by guessing at how many brain cells i got? Shit even if i only had 2 brain cells that’s 2 more then he’s got lmao hows that for sarcastic 🤣🤣🤣

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RedPilledRaven 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does that include walking out without paying?

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rektspec 1 point ago +1 / -0

das rayciss! If you say that you ain't black (please clap)

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Xtracredit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wtf is that?

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Thefirstgay 10 points ago +10 / -0

Something only big brains can comprehend

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ChicoDusty 7 points ago +8 / -1

sunday's boomer facebook posts

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Insider meme trading

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ColonelTravis 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a white trash-inator.

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DefiantClone 6 points ago +6 / -0

What did I miss?!?!

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stjimmy92 5 points ago +5 / -0

What did I miss

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PepePedebone 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where does one start?

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Darkheartisland 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine being in a coma since that night you saw Home Alone 2 with Trump in it in 1992

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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PepePedebone 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cola is a great shade for guilt.

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magnokor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kramer fell asleep in that.

"Try to be less white"? Kramer certainly did.

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Jesse3000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Coke may not realize it but I can drink rum and RC.

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Yuriworkout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Feel the Burn. Lol

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UndeadRevolver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, but which nonstandard coke is their biggest seller?

Vanilla Coke.

Checkmate, you virtue signaling cocksuckers! No one wants chocolate or raspberry. Gas stations have vanilla and orange.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

My president is orange too

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UndeadRevolver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ditto

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GoatWatcher 3 points ago +3 / -0

I liked RC cola more anyways so fuck'em

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PepePedebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slather up in flavor enhanced aspartame lotion first! Yum cola.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apparently Donald Rumsfeld is to thank for aspartame being used and not a natural sweetener like miracle berries

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PepePedebone 2 points ago +2 / -0

bumsfeld was a mediocre leader, but a Horrible person imho. We'll see. He definitely had some publishers behind him. You've piqued my interest with miracle berries. Are they elder, or another? I like unrefined sugar from cane, and stevia for sweetening.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s a berry that makes sour stuff taste sweet. About the size of an olive (with a pit) but taste like a mildly sweet raspberry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum

https://infogalactic.com/info/Synsepalum_dulcificum

And you are correct; Rumsfeld is an asshole. He used to be head of GD Searle who was the company trying to commercialize aspartame and very likely is responsible for having contacts with the FDA to try and shutdown approval for miracle berries a while back

https://archive.is/VJ26h

https://archive.is/bfus3

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PepePedebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you. Digging further. Elderberries are amazing also, but they're pea sized.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve always wondered how they tasted, but also wondered if they smelled bad because of the Monty Python insult “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”

Is that just the tree, or flowers that smell bad or something? Do they even smell bad?

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PepePedebone 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's hilarious! I miss the Monty Python Circus. I'm sure that was a gin reference. Elderberries were an ingredient sometimes used to sweeten the bitter juniper taste of gin. They're like wild blackberries without the thorns or big seeds. When ripe they make an amazing syrup. Strong antioxident.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol so he was saying his father was a drunk?

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DisbandTheCIA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why it have to be Coke? I love Coca Cola usually have 1 a day.

Luckily wifey always wants to cut back on soda, guess we’ll make the leap.

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newrandomperson 2 points ago +2 / -0

That Seinfeld episode where Kramer is dating a black lady. :D

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

shoe polish works faster, ask pelosi during her dance days on soul train

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Kilroy 2 points ago +2 / -0

There needs to be a class action lawsuit. Racial discrimination is illegal under current laws. Love to see them vocalize how these laws don't apply to white people in a court of law.

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

THEY don't, use the election as an example, that's why I'm pissed laws for thy but NOT for me, that's what dems say now

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao

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GWNorthman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like cultural appropriation is back on the menu boys! Where's my pimp suit and hair pick?

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TrumpFan26 2 points ago +2 / -0

don't buy this crap anymore.stop supporting them.

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Stanford 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you make the tanning booth look like a coca cola can?

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Donger-Lord2 1 point ago +4 / -3

What did I miss?