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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I try, but 23&Me results say I'm 112% white.

(Note: No, I would never use a DNA collection service)

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vegaspatriot1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL...hell no to DNA sites. you know the FBI/DOJ etc are collecting all that shit! besides, who wants to find out that their mom was fucking the plumber?

plot twist, i am adopted, and my dad is a plumber! have a great day pede!

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MAD-3R 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, you're Mario's kid. How's the mushrooms?